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Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband:
Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!
tired and panting for breath.Boss:What took u so long?Clerk:When I went to the lift
it said during an emergency please use the staircase.
arena.
up ur promise.
A man got a call from his doctor who said I have some
Sheela: Yesterday,I asked him if I and his mother were drowning,whom of the 2 wud
he save? Shubha: What did he say? Sheela: His mother, ofcourse. What shud I do now?
Shubha: Start learning Swimming.
single penny.
Son: Dad,wat is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person
Viru and Jai met each other after 10yrs. Jai: By now,
every class.
eyes were glazed. The other guy took out his phone and
and did the same. When a 3rd man entered and ordered a scotch,the barman told him,2
men came in and asked for scotch just like u then left saying they d paid. What
do u think about that?Man: Stop babbling and give me my change
What time does the library open? the man on the phone
know what a lie ws. The boys gave the Rs.100 note to
the teacher.
A pessimist, and optimist, and an engineer were having breakfast together. They
all had their glasses half full of whatever they were drinking when they stopped
to look at them. Pessimist:My glass is half empty. Optimist:My glass is half full.
Engineer:Who has made this glass?It has twice the mass required to hold the fluid.
people with opposite characteristics make the happiest marriages. Wats ur opinion?
The friend replied,Yes,they r right.Thas y I am looking for a girl with money!
dead.
Jai: Suhasi, is that ur son who is putting water in my
him.
time.
to see?
Leela:Hows that? Shiela:U see, my feelings are changed completely from what they
were when I accepted him. Leela:But why do u still wear the ring? Shiela:Oh, my
feelings toward the ring are just the same.
Herolal joined a company as a trainee.On his 1st day
Good!
A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined.The lawyer thundered,
Have u ever been married? Yes, sir, said the witness in a low voice. Once. Lawyer:
Whom did u marry? Witness: Well, a woman. The lawyer said angrily, Of course, u
married a woman. Did u ever hear of anyone marrying a man?
him and asked why he was crying. Man:An elephant died today.Woman:And u r crying
because he was a friend of urs? Man:No, its because I have to bury him.
said the second, I just got divorced for the very same
reasons.
office to see u.
mangoes!
asked, Where?
up.
A little girl was travelling in a bus with her mother.
gear.
A heavily drunk man went to church on a Sunday,few
ladies standing.
immediately.
the time.
Raj returned from the office and asked his wife, why
the dinner wasnt ready. Wife:U only abused the maid on telephone and now u are asking
why the dinner is not ready! Husband:Oh, Im so sorry. When I was speaking on the
phone, I thought it was u!
so, at breakfast, she asked her husband for Rs.100. Husband:Money, money, money!
Every day of the week, u want more money. If u ask me, I think u need brains more
than u need money. Wife:Perhaps so, but I asked u for what I thought u had the most
of.
Doctor: The cheque u gave me came back. Patient:Thats funny…so did my backache.
its used for keeping hot things hot and cold things
The hostess at a party served a guest a glass of cold drink.Next,she offered same
to another man, who said,I would rather like to have a hard drink.Hearing this,the
first man poured his cold drink back into the bowl and said, Sorry, I didnt know
we had a choice.
Believing that Mr. Kumar will forget their 40th
to laugh. Viru wiped tears from his eyes and said, “We hadn’t heard that one
before.
the outside.
to see his doctor.Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.Doctor asked, Have you
tried counting sheep? Thats the problem - I make a mistake and then spend 3 hours
trying to find it.,he replied.
the Highway maintenance office and put them on the counter.Man:Here r ur fallen
rocks.Now, give me my watch.
report card.
Jai went to a bar and called the waiter, Can I have a
new one to me. Where did u hear about it? Jai: Well,
Jai and Viru went into a pub and after ordering two
that he could sell the car to the politician for Rs 50 thousand.In that case, said
the politician,Ill take two.
Anybody in sight.
this purpose?
himself!
Man:My barber has invented a fantastic machine.You
had a note which read:Did u enjoy ur dinner? Not to be outdone,wrote under it,Sorry,I
cud nt make it.
Jai had just entered bar when a man shouted: Run for
coming!
woman.
Jai: I have heard that ur uncle went to jail for
my grandfather.
idea.
As a policeman wrote a ticket for speeding, the driver
bicycle!
someone else!
eating!
he ur pet? Viru: No, but Im the one who must dig his
grave.