Doc Method To The Madness: One Jar a poor mans Birch reduction.....

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DOC METHOD TO THE MADNESS

WE DNE SDA Y, JA NUA RY 28, 2009 FOLLOWERS

One Jar a poor mans Birch reduction.....

This is Homers new and improved One jar so easy a monkey could do it lol!Heres what Homer says lets get started shall we.Tools and ingriedients are as follows:Homer likes to use a Oceanspray bottle at least half gal cuz it has thicker plastic and stands up to pressure better plus it has wide mouth easier for funneling in materials,so thats what we will go with.Next 1 to 1 cups of either Ammonuim Sulphate 21.0.0 or Ammonuim Nitrate 33.0.0 or 3/1 ratio of both Sulphate on the higher end(#s will vary dependent upon how much said person is working with).Now gonna need 100% pure Lye Sodium Hydroxide start off with a cap ontop of fert to get things going.Next 20 oz of Coleman fuel(any kind that comes in half gal red and silver can will work there are 3 total they are all good Homer says)(once again #s vary based on how much is being made)But for this lil experiment we will say a 9 gram batch or 9500 mg of Pseudo.Now we are ready to put in our two caps of water(cap off of 20oz bottle or 2 liter bottle is good).Homer says were gonna let this start to roll b4 we add the lith strips and e crystals,so after 20 mins we are gonna burp it and recap it and shake the piss out of it for 12 seconds then burp again.Note:if not rolling good or getting good pressure release upon burping add more Lye as needed!So every 10 mins gonna burp and release pressure!Once 30 mins have gone by if good reaction is in play(if not let go longer)its time to add Lith and E crystals.Now if we followed Buttheads instructions then we have pure E crystals and not pseudo pill powder.Refer to a Need to know for all post:http://doctorhowdy1369.blogspot.com/2009/01/needto-know-for-all.html.Next once we have shell off batteries we are gonna soak guts in bowl of Coleman and unravel them well completely submerged in fluid!Homer says two reasons for this 1 by doing this in Coleman strips are not exposed to air and wont oxidize making for more potent lithuim in reaction/reduction to meth,2 by soaking strips in solvent we have all but elimitnated the fire danger that would normally be present in exposing strips to water or air,just safer for all!So where were we oh yes,over a 5 min period we will add our torn up strips and pure E crystals to the mix.Continue rolling process as described b4 adding lye as needed I'm a musician and I love to go fast!
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Doc Method To The Madness: One Jar a poor mans Birch reduction.....

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burping every 10 mins and shaking as needed but not to exceed 3 shakes total.Roll for 1 hrs,Homer says after this time you will know when it is done.Now its time to filter,we are going to use to paper plates(because they are less pourous and and can hold much more weight then a coffee filter)we are gonna need a glass jar like a cookie jar or something similar that holds at least a half gal with a very wide mouth and another glass jar to filter back into for the second filter and when we filter out our finished product!So we filter twice using same paper plates and what Homer says we should end up with is a nice crystal clear blue liquid(our seed which needs to be converted toour finished product).Now normally we would be getting ready to gas with Muriatic and foil or Sulpfuric and non iodised salt but thanks to our good friend Beavis(hey Beavis and Butthead arent they a comedy team who would have thought they moonlight as meth cooks,you just never can tell lol)we now have the water drop:refer to water drop post:http://doctorhowdy1369.blogspot.com/2009/01/alternativeto-gasingthe-water-drop.html.Once our water drop is done we should be left with shiny pure crystals that are ready to cunsume and enjoy!So in closing we now have a cheap effective way to make high quality crystal methadrine(Nazi dope) without expensive and elaborate lab equipment and fear of blowing oureselves up,what a wonderful world we live in!Lets all give thanks to our Brothers Beavis Butthead and Homer and of course Swim.Any questions or if Swim got anything wrong or left something out let Swim know and Swim will consult with Homer!Doc out......
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Big Jon Jan 29, 2009 07:05 AM Dude, You beat me to the punch. But like I said, your recipe is written like a poem, fun to read. But my recipe is more like a text book, Boring. Thanks for taking the time to write this up for us. Reply

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