The News-Review Currents - 4-26-2012

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APRIL 27 MAY 3, 2012
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and Conor Oberst. Ward sat down with The Associated Press on a quiet morning before a busy run at the South By Southwest Music Conference last month to talk about his journeys and working with famous friends. AP: Did your extremely busy schedule require you to record on the road? WARD: Over the last 10 years Ive (been invited) to these incredible studios all over Europe and America and I never have time to The Associated Press actually do it. So M. Wards latest album A Wasteland this was the record Companion is his first solo album in where I actually made the time to three years. make that happen actress Zooey Deschanel have and sort of just removed my put out three albums as the duo security blanket of recording in She & Him and hes also as a the same room all the time. I member of the Monsters of loved the process and I hope to Folk project with Jim James make more records like this. I
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On the road to Wasteland Companion with M. Ward
USTIN, Texas (AP) For much of his career, M. Ward has recorded his solo albums pretty much the same way. So when it came time to make A Wasteland Companion, his first solo album in three years, he wanted to do something very different. The recording sessions took the 38-year-old on a musical journey of sorts. He recorded in eight studios in places like Austin, Omaha, Neb., New York City and Bristol, England, and each new place brought him in contact with a new list of players, including longtime influences like former Sonic Youth drummer Steve Shelley and British producer John Parish. I love making music, but making the same songs over and over again would be very boring, Ward said. Everyone has their own ways of making what they do for a living exciting, ways of keeping it alive. And for me, its collaborations with really talented people. Musical partnerships are nothing new for Ward. He and
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wanted to make a new kind of record that combines live record with studio record out of an experiment. I like the movement and chaos thats inferred in a live record and the unpredictability of a live record, but I love the luxuries of sound manipulation you get in the studio. So its a new kind of record, really. I plan to make a lot more records like this, when I do make more records. Who knows how many more Ill make. AP: Is there some question youd make more? WARD: I would assume there would be more, but whenever you make a record you just never know. The worlds going to end, right (laughs)? Who knows? AP: Do you find it hard to make time for your own projects. Are you jealously guarding your solo time? WARD: No, because Ive been writing songs since I was 15, so half my life really. With She & Him, thats a really big part of my time and my life. But Zooey writes the songs for that and we work on cover songs together and Im just the producer and guitar player. So for my own songs, they all come under the umbrella of this record. Monsters of Folk, we get together once every few years, so my records and She &
Him records are the most constant sources of record production. AP: How do these projects come together? WARD: They happen out of a friendship or a love of a batch of songs that need to be recorded. AP: Was there anyone particularly inspiring or who did something that maybe caught you by surprise? WARD: Steve Shelley springs to mind. Ive loved Sonic Youth since I was in high school so it was a dream come true to play songs with him in the studio. Hes just an incredible drummer. He has a signature maraca and full drum kit sound that he can do that Ive never seen anybody do. And then in England, I worked with a guy named John Parrish, who worked with PJ Harvey incredible drummer, incredible marimba player. Ive always thought the best live records are the ones where the guitar player is discovering things while hes playing, and I hope that comes across on the record. AP: Do you ever say, That doesnt work? WARD: Oh, yeah, all the time. I recorded about 24 songs for the record, so I always pick the 12 or 15 that seem to fit together and seem to need repeating, repeated listenings.
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ROSEBURG
Vintage Singers host concert

The Umpqua Community College Vintage singers will perform a spring concert twice at the First Presbyterian Church sanctuary May 4 and 5. The symphonic choir directed by Donna Spicer will perform a themed program titled Fun and Familiar. Songs will include Oh! Susanna!, Shenandoah and Hold On! and lighthearted spring tunes such as Build Me Up, Buttercup and When Arthur First in Court Began to Wear Long Hanging Sleeves. The performance starts at 7:30 p.m. both nights, 823 S.E. Lane Ave., Roseburg. General admission is $7 per person or $15 for a family. Information: 541-440-4691.
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Celebrate Children is from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the park at 1790 Safari Road, Winston. Two free shuttle services will run continually from Foursquare Church at 540 S.E. Main St., Winston. Information: 541-492-1656.
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Petals prevail at spring show
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TILLER
Camellia collection set to blossom

A collection of more than 100 flowering plants will be highlighted during the annual Camellia Show, scheduled for Saturday and Sunday and May 5 and 6 at Dahack Gardens. The gardens are on the banks of Elk Creek along the Tiller-Trail Highway, about 30 miles east of Canyonville. Hours for public viewing will be from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. each day. Admission is free, but donations will be accepted. A number of camellias, propagated from the gardens, will be for sale. The camellia collection dates back to the 1940s, when Ernie and Grace Dahack traveled as far south as San Francisco for plants. Some plants grew to 30 feet tall under their fir tree canopy. The camellias were just part of the extensive
The Vintage Singers spring concerts are set at the First Presbyterian Church. See this page for details.
plantings that the Dahacks planned around Ernies rock work. Other plantings include more than 30 varieties of lilacs, which should be blooming by the end of this month, and a few varieties of magnolias. After the Dahacks died in the early 1970s, the garden suffered from neglect. Under new ownership, the gardens have been restored over the past seven years.
WINCHESTER
Concert brings flavor of Spain

The Roseburg Community Concert Association will bring its 2011-12 season to a close
when the Chris Burton Jcome Flamenco Ensemble visits Jacoby Auditorium on Sunday. The ensemble is a sevenmember group that performs flamenco music, an energetic style originating in southern Spain. The ensemble is composed of flamenco guitarist Chris Burton Jcome, a vocalist, percussionist, bassist and three dancers. Jcome learned to play while living in Seville, Spain, in the 1980s. The concert starts at 2 p.m. at Umpqua Community College, 1140 Umpqua College Road, Winchester. Tickets are available at the door for $25. Students pay $10. Season membership for the 2012-13 season will be
available for purchase. Anyone who buys a membership can attend the Flamenco Ensemble at no charge. Information: 541-672-3347.
The Glide Wildflower Show, a hallmark of spring in Douglas County, is scheduled to take place Saturday and Sunday at the Glide Community Center, 20062 North Umpqua Highway. Activities take place between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. both days. The event will be preceded Saturday by the Glide Wildflower Walk/Run, for which registration begins at 7:30 a.m. Wildflower show participants can learn about and admire area flora. There will be workshops on conservation, landscaping and related topics. A $3 donation is suggested for admission. Information: www.glidewildflowershow.org.
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Kids celebrated at Wildlife Safari

Wildlife Safari will host its eighth annual Celebrate Children event Saturday. Children are given free access to the park as part of the event. There will be 20 educational booths with activities, games, crafts and giveaways, along with animal attractions in Safari Village. The event is sponsored by the Child Abuse Awareness Partnership.
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Fourth Friday jam session scheduled

A collaborative jam session between area musicians will have its monthly meeting today in the back room at Round Table Pizza. The Acoustic Music Jam Session will meet on the fourth Friday of every month and play music from many genres, including bluegrass, country, Celtic, folk, jazz and swing. The goal of the group is to learn new music and network with other area musicians. All acoustic instruments are welcome, but it is recommended to bring a stool or chair if necessary because Round Table only has benches. The jam session is from 5:30 to 8 p.m. at 2040 N.W. Stewart Parkway, Roseburg. Information: 541-673-9759 or rossjoe@hotmail.com.
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Washington School, 637 N.E. Locust St., Oakland. Tickets are $20 and can be purchased in advance at Oakland City Hall. Proceeds will help pay for repairs to the Washington School. Information: 541-459-4531 or www.historicoaklandoregon.com.
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The Elkton Community Education Center will have a Cinco de Mayo-themed community dinner with entertainment May 4 to raise money for the center. Joe Ross and Friends will perform a Bahia Breeze show that features keyboard, mandolin, hammered dulcimer and guitar. Accordionist Lavonne Knapp also will perform. Suggested donation is $10 per person with a limit of 60 people. Proceeds benefit ECEC and its education and art programs. Information: 541-584-2692 or 541-673-9759 or butterfly@rconnects.com.
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OSU Extension to host Garden Expo

Elkton Community Education Center will hose a Mexicanflavored celebration May 4 to raise funds for the center. See details this page. works against euthanizing animals. The evening will include dancing, contests, a silent auction, food and beverages. A DJ will be on hand to provide music. Attendees must be 21 or older. The Mom Prom is from 7 to 11 p.m. at the Winston Community Center, 440 Grape St.. Tickets are $25 in advance or $30 at the door. Information: 541-733-5829 or hsofcats@charter.net.
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WINSTON
Paris blossoms in city of Oakland

The city of Oakland will host April in Paris, an afternoon tea on Saturday. Tea will be available along with other desserts and scones from Tollys. The second floor will be decorated with themes to suggest Paris in the spring. The event begins at 2 p.m. on the second floor of the historic
Mom Prom helps homeless animals

The second annual Mom Prom is set for Saturday. The event is intended to raise money for New Beginnings SPCA, a nonprofit group that rescues homeless pets and
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Especially when our county faces decisions about budget cuts and service reductions, we need proven leadership with a vision. We need a Commissioner with the ability to unite and motivate all participants to a successful conclusion. Susan Morgan has proven over and over that she is such a leader. Rod Greene, Retired
The Douglas County Oregon State Extension Master Gardeners will host its 26th annual Plant and Garden Expo on May 5 at the Douglas County Fairgrounds. The expo will feature thousands of plants including annuals, perennials and vegetables. Master Gardeners will be on hand to give planting advice. Yard art, supplies and tools also will be available. The show is from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. in the Exhibit Building at the fairgrounds, 2110 Frear St., Roseburg. General admission is $2 and children under 12 will be admitted free. Proceeds from the event help support the Master Gardeners educational programs. People attending are encouraged to bring canned food items to support United Community Action Network. Information: 541-672-4461.
The Roseburg Community Concert Association will hold its annual membership enrollment during the entire month of May. Membership provides access to all concerts during the season. Five concerts are scheduled for the 2012-13 season. The concerts will be in Jacoby Auditorium at Umpqua Community College, 1140 Umpqua College Road, Winchester. The seasons lineup will include Terry Barber, Redhead Express and the Walker Family, Red Chamber, Prima Trio and a return of the Side Street Strutters. Barber is an international vocalist. Redhead Express and the Walker Family are singers, dancers and musicians. Red Chamber performs classic Chinese pluck string. Prima Trio is an arrangement of classical instruments. The Strutters are a jazz swing ensemble. During May, membership will cost $55 for adults, $20 for students and $110 for a family. After May 31, membership will rise to $60 for adults, $25 for students and $120 for families. Membership can be purchased at www.roseburgcommunityconcerts.org or by calling 541-672-3347.
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Las Vegas singer hits Civic Center
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The North Douglas Performing Arts Council will present Dawn Fellmer at the Drain Civic Center on Friday. Fellmer is an accomplished Las Vegas singer who specializes in music from the 1940s, 50s and 60s, with genres that include jazz, rhythm and blues, film themes, show tunes and pop. She has reportedly performed at more than 100 resorts around the country and continues to tour regularly. The concert is part of a monthly series in Drain. Fellmer will perform from 7 to 9 p.m. at 205 West A St., Drain. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. Admission is $5 per person. Refreshments are available. Information: 541-836-2505.
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MUSIC ACOUSTIC BLEND 5 to 8 p.m., Charleys BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. No cover. 541-957-1786. CRY BABY 9 to midnight, Jersey Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Roseburg. Blues. $2 cover. 541-672-9131. Friday, April 27
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The 47th annual Glide Wildflower show gets underway Saturday. See this page for details.
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MUSIC STEELHEAD RUN 5 to 8 p.m., My Coffee and Wine Experience, 1700 Garden Valley Blvd. Suite 100, Roseburg. Rock and folk. 541-229-1230. FOURTH FRIDAY ACOUSTIC MUSIC JAM 5:30 to 8 p.m., back room, Round Table Pizza, 2040 N.W. Stewart Parkway, Roseburg. Open jam session for area acoustic musicians. All instruments welcome. 541-673-9759 or rossjoe@hotmail.com. DAWN FELLMER 7 to 9 p.m., Drain Civic Center, 205 W. A St., Drain. Dawn Fellmer is a Las Vegas musician who sings 40s, 50s and 60s music that includes jazz, rhythm and blues, movie, musical show tunes and pop. Admission is $5. 541-836-2505. DYLAN JAMES 7 to 10 p.m., Chimps Hangout, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Roseburg. Johnny Cash to the Beatles. 541-679-5444. SHIRLEY AND THE BOYS 8 p.m., The Zen Mongolian Grill and Lounge, 1969 S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg. 541-637-5552. Saturday, April 28 SATURDAY, APRIL 28 MUSIC INOKE 7 to 10 p.m., Chimps Hangout, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Rose-
charge to this event featuring 20 educational booths with activities, games, crafts and giveaways. A free shuttle service is being offered from the Foursquare Church, 540 S.E. Main St., Winston. 541-492-1656. 33RD ANNUAL SOUTH UMPQUA POWWOW noon, Umpqua Community College gym, 1140 Umpqua College Road, Winchester. Annual powwow with special dances including Mens Old Style Grass Dance and Womens Old Style Jingle Dance. 541863-0967 or sunacec@hotmail.com. APRIL IN PARIS 2 p.m., second floor, Historic Washington School, 637 N.E. Locust St., Oakland. Upstairs of the Washington School has been transformed in Paris. Scones by Tollys restaurant, desserts and tea are part of the afternoon. Tickets are $20 and benefit Washington School repairs. 541459-4531. MOM PROM 7 to 11 p.m., Winston Community Center, 440 S.E. Grape St., Winston. Dance to benefit New Beginnings SPCA, which seeks to find homes for pets. $25 in advance, $30 at the door. Benefits Beginnings SPCA in Roseburg. 21 years or older. 541-7335829 or hsofcats@charter.net. Sunday, April 29
Community Concert Associations 2011-12 season. Ensemble performs flamenco music, which is an energetic style from Spain. Tickets are $25 for adults, $10 for students. People who purchase season membership for 2012-13 get into this show for free. 541-672-3347. EVENTS GLIDE WILDFLOWER SHOW 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Glide Community Center, 20062 North Umpqua Highway. Annual show to learn about and admire springtime flora, with workshops on conservation, landscaping and related topics. Suggested donation of $3. www.glidewildflowershow.org. CAMELLIA SHOW 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., along Tiller Trail Highway, Tiller. Dahack Gardens presents more than 100 flower specimens from its camellia collection. Admittance is free, though donations are accepted. 541-825-3933 or 503-516-2521. 33RD ANNUAL SOUTH UMPQUA POWWOW noon, Umpqua Community College gym, 1140 Umpqua College Road, Winchester. Annual powwow with special dances including Mens Old Style Grass Dance and Womens Old Style Jingle Dance. 541863-0967 or sunacec@hotmail.com. Monday, April 30
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burg. Reggae and jazz. 541-679-5444. EDDIE ROSS 7 to 11 p.m., Eagles Aerie No. 3508, 116 E. Second St., Sutherlin. $4 per person. 541-4599154. HOTQUA STRING BAND 8 p.m., Zen Mongolian Grill and Lounge, 1969 S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg. Bluegrass and Gypsy Swing. 541-679-7077. EVENTS GLIDE WILDFLOWER SHOW 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Glide Community Center, 20062 North Umpqua Highway. Annual show to learn about and admire
springtime flora, with workshops on conservation, landscaping and related topics. Suggested donation of $3. www.glidewildflowershow.org. CAMELLIA SHOW 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., along Tiller Trail Highway, Tiller. Dahack Gardens presents more than 100 flower specimens from its camellia collection. Admittance is free, though donations are accepted. 541-825-3933 or 503-516-2521. EIGHTH ANNUAL CELEBRATE CHILDREN 11 a.m. to 3 p.m., Wildlife Safari Village, 1790 Safari Road, Winston. Children are admitted at no
MUSIC CHRIS BURTON JACOME FLAMENCO ENSEMBLE 2 p.m., Jacoby Auditorium, Umpqua Community College, 1140 Umpqua College Road, Winchester. Final concert for the Roseburg
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ART GALLERY AT UCC, Whipple Fine Arts Building, Umpqua Community College, 1140 College Road, Winchester An exhibit of floral watercolor paintings by Judy Waller hangs through May 4. Regular hours are 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday through Friday and by appointment. 541-4404691. CLARK STUDIO AND GALLERY, 130 N.E. Exchange Ave., Roseburg About 200 pieces from 58 local artists are regularly shown at the gallery. The Clark Studio gallery is open 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday. 541-672-2180. DOUGLAS COUNTY MUSEUM, 123 Museum Drive, Roseburg Umpqua Valley landscapes by Susan Applegate hang in the hallway. Shadow Effects, an exhibit by Glide artist Renee Couture on the Oregon and California Railroad lands, will be displayed through April. Museum hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily. Admission is $5 adults, $4 seniors and free for children 17 and younger. www.douglasmuseum.com or 541957-7007. ELKTON COMMUNITY EDUCATION CENTER, 15850 Highway 38 West, Elkton Selected works by artists from the Elkton area are available for viewing. Photos by Katie Royce Zolezzi will be on display from April 14 through May 25. Zolezzi is an Elkton native living in Cottage Grove who focuses on nature photography. Artwork can be viewed from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays. Free admission. 541-584-2692. FISHERS FLOWERS AND FINE ART GALLERY, 638 W. Harrison St., Roseburg Jon Leach and Holly Werner have collaborated to create artwork where both artist paint on the same piece. Leach specialized in abstract art while Werner paints flowers. The show is displayed into the summer. Also on display is art by pastelist Phil Bates, mixed media art by Leach and acrylics by Werner. The gallery is open 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday through Friday. 541-672-6621. tory of the town, including a general store, doctors office, a bank, parlor, a train station, a pharmacy and other rooms typical of an early Oakland home, with memorabilia from the 1860s to mid-1900s. The museum is open from 12:30 to 3:30 p.m. daily except holidays. No admission charge, but donations are appreciated. 541-459-3087. UMPQUA DISCOVERY CENTER, 409 Riverfront Way, Reedsport Interactive programs and exhibits including large-scale murals illustrate how land, water and people have shaped each other over time. Hours from March 15 through Oct. 14 are 9:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday through Saturday and 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Sunday. From Oct. 15 through March 14, hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday through Saturday and 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Sunday. Admission is $8 per adult and $4 for children ages 6 to 15. 541-271-4816 or www.umpquadiscoverycenter.com. UMPQUA VALLEY ARTS CENTER, 1624 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg Umpqua Valley Artists Association opens new exhibits in its galleries. The Art Center will open its new exhibit, 1 for All, which will hang until May 5. The show features 60 works, all donated by professional artists. Tickets to a private reception on May 5 come with a piece of art from the exhibit. Tickets are $100 and can be purchased at the Arts Center. All shows are free and open to the public. Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tuesday through Friday and 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday. 541-672-2532 or www.uvarts.com. YE OLDE ART SHOPPE, 106 N.E. Oak St., Myrtle Creek More than 5,000 square feet devoted to fine art with mediums including oils, acrylics, pastels, pencil drawings and clay pieces, all by local artists. Hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tuesday through Friday and 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday. 541-863-6843. Submit an event or change to News Desk, The News-Review, 345 N.E. Winchester St., Roseburg, OR 97470, or rimondi@nrtoday.com.
Tennessees Pat Summitt working on memoir

NEW YORK (AP) Hall of Fame basketball coach Pat Summitt, who last week announced she was stepping down after 38 years at the University of Tennessee, has a book deal. The record-setting leader of the Lady Volunteers basketball team has an agreement with Crown Archetype, an imprint of Random House Inc., for a memoir that is currently untitled. According to Crown, which announced the deal Tuesday, the book will cover her full life journey, including her diagnosis last year of early-onset dementia, Alzheimers type. Publication is expected in spring 2013. Summitts final record stands at 1,098-208, 16 regular-season Southeastern Conference championships and 16 SEC tournament titles the last won a month ago. During her time, Tennessee never failed to reach the NCAA tournament, never received a seed lower than No. 5 and reached 18 Final Fours. Those Final Fours tie the UCLA and North Carolina men for the most all-time by a college basketball program, and she never had a season with a losing record. Basketball has always been far more than a game to me: its a way of being, an ethic, and a value, and so my intention is that this will be more than a sports book, Summit said in a statement. Competition got me off the farm and trained me to seek out challenges and to endure setbacks; and in combination with my faith, it sustains me now in my fight with Alzheimers disease, she wrote. I look forward to sharing with readers the experiences that shaped me as a mother and a teacher and a leader, and how Ive tried to shape the young women who wear the Tennessee Orange. This book provides me with yet another opportunity to do what I love to do most, which is to get up and go to work on an exciting challenge every day. Summitt, 59, will collaborate on the book with Washington Post columnist Sally Jenkins.
Signature is one of several paintings produced jointly by Roseburg artists Jon Leach and Holly Werner. Their work is on display at Fishers Flowers and Fine Art Gallery.
THE GALLERY AT MARSHANNE LANDING, 175 Hogan Road, Oakland The Gallery showcases works from 20 Douglas County artists. On display are bronze and porcelain pieces by Ginger Updegrave, pastels by Jan Horn and Trudy Reynolds, four fiber artists, three jewelers, four glass artists, along with porcelain, raku and iron works. Hours are 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Wednesday through Sunday, otherwise by appointment. Free admission. 541-459-7998. GALLERY 7, Seven Feathers Casino Resort, 146 Chief Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville Seven Feathers art gallery, Gallery 7, hosts Journey in Art, a show that features abstract oil and acrylic works by Vinita Pappas. Works hang through May 30. Art reception held Saturday in the Kabi Cagi Lobby. The gallery is on the first floor near the new hotel lobby, across from the River Rock Spa. Open 24 hours, seven days a week. Free admission. 541-839-1312. GALLERY NORTHWEST, 625 S.E. Jackson St., Roseburg The gallery features artwork by Cheryl Weese of Red Bird Pottery. Pottery is brightly colored pieces that often include bird motifs. Her works will be on display until May 1. Paintings are on view in the front window and inside the gallery. Mix of watercolor and acrylic paintings. Also featured are selected works from Douglas County artists. The gallery is open 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tuesday through Friday and 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Saturday. 541-817-2784. OAKLAND MUSEUM, 130 Locust St. This museum is about the his-
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Del Red Hawk Ansures will serve as the arena director at the South Umpqua Powwow at Umpqua Community College Saturday and Sunday. This years powwow hopes to continue its growth in attendance this year after 2011s staggering number of over 2,000.
With an expanded event, South Umpqua Powwow hopes to draw attendees from all backgrounds
RYAN IMONDI The News-Review
INCHESTER Doug Stack thought the National Guard Armory would be a good venue for last years South Umpqua Powwow. The event had lost its old location at South Umpqua High School, and organizers believed they had found a substitute. Stack said he was surprised when favorable press and advertising
attracted a much larger audience. The event that regularly drew 300 to 600 visitors had to contend with more than 2,000 guests, It was standing room only. People were packed in there so tightly, recalled Stack, president of the South Umpqua Native American Cultural Education Committee, which organizes the powwow. To deal with more interest, organizers have expanded the 33rd annual powwow to a two-day event in the much larger Umpqua Community College gym.
Stack, whose Indian name is Mountain Bear, said hes happy to deal with the logistics of moving the powwow if it means exposure to a larger audience. He said he hopes last years boom will lead to an even larger powwow. Stack said organizers are trying to continue the momentum from last year through promotion by posting signs and distributing fliers. I really want to have it be a three-day outdoor festival where everyone can come, Stack said. The powwow has been a part of
Douglas County since the late 70s and has served as an event that pairs traditional native songs and dances with vendors and food booths. It is the oldest powwow along the Interstate 5 corridor, organizers said. Prior to last year, Stack said the powwow attracted a devoted group interested in retaining Native American heritage and tradition. He said a lot of people in the county werent aware of the powwow. He said last years powwow gave organizers hope of attracting more people from
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outside the Native American community. Fernando Littlesinger has been with the festival for four years and said he expects a larger turnout this year. He said the South Umpqua Powwow is still small compared to powwows such as the National Orange Show in San Bernardino, Calif., and the Gathering of Nations in Albuquerque, N.M., that attract tens of thousands of people. But like those, the South Umpqua Powwow has started to attract people from outside
the county and more nonnatives, Littlesinger said. You have to build the base slowly to get more people in there, he said. Lena Pulse, whose native name is Buffalo Woman, said the expansion has come because Stack and others worked hard to spread the festivals message. Pulse has been with the festival as a dancer and vendor for nine years and remembers when the event was smaller. She said although the packed armory last year was uncomfortable, the larger crowd showed the potential interest out there. The community is really
happy about this, she said. A lot of people didnt realize its open to the general public. For Pulse, a wider audience means a chance to share her cultures best attributes and disprove negative myths. She said the powwow has a transformative nature that takes
people to a completely different time. We are a culture that is very inviting, she said. Its important to know we arent angry people. The powwows arena director, Red Hawk, has attended almost every powwow, including the first one. He said the powwow has progressed to where people of Asian and Australian descent take part in the dances. Its the gathering of people, and we try to gather the people, he said. It shows the people outside of our culture what we are all about. A UCC student, Hawk said a powwow on campus could
help spread interest in a Native American student association, a group he says hes interested in starting. Stack said an important point to any powwow, regardless of size, is that its open to people of all cultures. He said the powwow is all about welcoming people interested in learning about Native American heritage. You dont have to be Native American. If you want to learn, well teach you, he said. You can reach reporter Ryan Imondi at 541-957-4211 or by email at rimondi@nrtoday.com.
En route to Tribeca, 2 Cuban actors go missing

NEW YORK (AP) In a case of life imitating art, two Cuban actors have gone missing en route to their films premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival. Javier Nunez Florian and Analin de la Rua de la Torre disappeared in Miami during a layover last week. The film, Una Noche, premiered at Tribeca on Thursday. Where the 20-year-old actors went remains unknown, but they are assumed to have defected. Written and directed by Lucy Mulloy, Una Noche is about teenagers struggling in poverty who decide to defect to the United States. I wish they could have been here in New York City to enjoy the Tribeca Film Festival, said Mulloy. Though theyve made difficult choices about what to do at present, I wish them the very best in all their endeavors and I hope I will get to see them again soon. I would love to know that they are well, she added. De la Rua de la Torre and Nunez Florian play brother and sister in the film, which was shot in Cuba. The festival said in a statement that it has not had any contact with the actors. A third actor from the film, Dariel Arrechada, continued on to New York where he has participated in the festival. He is scheduled to return to Cuba.
Ryan Seacrest sticks with Idol

NEW YORK (AP) Ryan Seacrest is sticking around as host of American Idol. The Fox network said Monday night that Seacrest will continue as host of the hit singing-competition series, over which he has presided since its premiere a decade ago. The network gave no specifics about the length of his new contract, or any monetary details.
Lindsay Lohan to play Liz Taylor

NEW YORK (AP) Lindsay Lohan will portray Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime film about her love affair with actor Richard Burton. Lifetime on Monday made official a casting decision rumored for months. The network says Lohan will star in Liz & Dick, with production set to begin in early June. There was no mention of who will play Burton or when the film will air. Taylor and Burton met as co-stars of the 1963 epic Cleopatra. They fell in love as the world looked on, left their respective spouses and got married. Then they divorced, only to remarry and divorce again. In recent years the 25-yearold Lohan has gained her own measure of notoriety.
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EW YORK Aardman Animations distinctively charming brand of Claymation returns to the big screen at last in The Pirates! Band of Misfits, a delightful romp whose varied pleasures should please kids all along the age spectrum. An easy sell at the box office, it is sequelready thanks to a series of books by Gideon Defoe. The title doesnt hint at the films plot, which incorporates real-life (if drolly reimagined) historical figures Charles Darwin and Queen Victoria, but it gets at the heroes lovableloser appeal: Although their leader, the generically named Pirate Captain voiced by Hugh Grant), sees himself as a rogue to be reckoned with, he and his crew are a flop in the departments of menace and bootysnatching. Theyre better at securing smoked meats for Ham Night than locating victims worth robbing, but when a Pirate of the Year event arrives (Salma Hayek and Jeremy Piven entertain as two of the villainous competitors), they start boarding every boat they spy in hopes of impressing the judge. When they attack Darwins Beagle, the calmly terrified nerd reveals that they already possess a priceless treasure: Polly, their beloved parrot, is actually a rare dodo. Captains misguided attempt to exploit the bird for gold leads
30 Rock to live it up with live episode tonight

NEW YORK (AP) In a move to inject new life into its kookiness, 30 Rock is going live this week. It will be the second such outing for the NBC comedy, which is normally a polished, singlecamera filmed affair. It went live for a night in October 2010 with an episode performed during the shows normal time slot, then re-staged for West Coast viewers. The same plan will be followed this tonight: Originating from NBCs Studio 8H (fabled home of Saturday Night Live), 30 Rock will air live for viewers in the Eastern and Central time zones at 8:30 p.m. EDT, then be reprised at 8:30 PDT for the rest of the country. The theme of the episode plays into the idea of Live vs. Filmed. The Kabletown corporate bosses announce they will no longer pay for live production of TGS (the fictitious show-within-a-show produced by Liz Lemon, played by 30 Rock star Tina Fey). After first resisting, Liz and NBC exec Jack Donaghy (co-star Alec Baldwin) realize their lives would be simplified by shooting TGS episodes on film, fast and cheap. But Kenneth the Page (Jack McBrayer) objects, arguing that nothing can replace the excitement of live television. Time will tell. 30 Rock could use a little excitement. Although highly acclaimed and richly awarded during its six seasons, it has begun to lose the comic edge that set it apart. And, while never a ratings juggernaut, it has seen its audience further soften this season (just 3 million viewers tuned in last week). Clearly, 30 Rock could use a jolt. A stunt like going live is one way to score renewed attention and, perhaps, a boost in viewership. In TV, live is a favorite way to shake things up. The Drew Carey Show aired a live, improv-laced episode in 1999. Two years before that, ER staged an ambitious live hour of that medical drama.
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MUSIC SPECIAL ROAST 9 to midnight, Jersey Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Roseburg. Open microphone hosted by Special Roast. $2 cover. 541-672-9131. Wednesday, May 2 WEDNESDAY, MAY 2 MUSIC STORYVILLE JAZZ BAND 6 to 9 p.m., The Zoo, 2455 N.E. Diamond Lake Blvd., Roseburg. Dixieland, swing and dance. No cover. 541-672-4488. Thursday, May 3
share. $5 per person. 541-672-0964 or 541-672-9780. OREGON OLD TIME FIDDLERS DISTRICT No. 10 Fourth Saturdays, 1 to 4 p.m. VFW Hall Post 2468, 1127 Walnut St., Roseburg. Jam, dancing and variety show. Public invited, no charge. Donations accepted. 541-672-6929. COUNTRY MUSIC EXPRESS Second Saturdays, 1 p.m. to 4 p.m., Sutherlin Senior Center, 202 E. Central Ave., Sutherlin. Senior dance. Coffee is free. Donations accepted. 541-6723160. DANCE CLASSES MONDAY BELLY DANCE CLASS 6:30 p.m., Mystical Oasis, 102 E. Central Ave., Sutherlin. All levels welcome. $25 monthly or $8 per class. 541-4597745. TUESDAY LINE DANCE CLASS 1 p.m. every Tuesday. Lower Umpqua Senior Center, 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport. 541271-4884. BELLY DANCE CLASS 7 p.m., Mystical Oasis, 102 E. Central Ave., Sutherlin. Beginners only. $25 monthly or $8 per class. 541-459-7745. CALL FOR SCHEDULE SECONDHAND SQUARE 594 Canyonville/Riddle Road, Canyonville. To encourage square dancing, a selection of used square dancing clothes and accessories for men, women and children are free for new dancers (two years or less). Square dance clothing donations accepted. 541-839-8570, 541-643-5733 or 541-680-5321.
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MUSIC FULL CIRCLE 5 to 8 p.m., My Coffee and Wine Experience, 1700 Garden Valley Blvd., Suite 100, Roseburg. Acoustic rock. 541-229-1230. STEELHEAD RUN AND RED DRAGON IRISH BAND 7 to 9 p.m., Little Brothers Pub, 428 S.E. Main St., Roseburg. Celtic pub night. 541-672-0912. VINTAGE SINGERS 7:30 p.m., First Presbyterian Church, 823 S.E. Lane Ave., Roseburg. Annual spring concert by the Umpqua Community College Vintage Singers directed by Donna Spicer. Concert is themed Fun and Familiar. 541-440-4691. EVENTS ECEC DINNER WITH LATIN MUSIC 6 to 8 p.m., Elkton Community Education Center, 15850 Highway 38 W., Elkton. Dinner with Latin music. Entertainment will be provided by Joe Ross and Friends in their Bahia Breeze show. $10 per person with a limit of 60 people. Proceeds benefit Elkton Community Education Center programs. 541584-2692 or butterfly@rconnects.com. Saturday, May 5
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tors to the collection was Eugene de Salignac, the official photographer for the Department of Bridges/Plant & Structures from 1906 to 1934. An iconic Salignac photograph, taken Oct. 7, 1914, and now online, shows more than a half-dozen painters lounging on wires on the Brooklyn Bridge. A lot of other photographers who worked for the city were pretty talented but did not produce such a large body of work or a distinct body of work, said Michael Lorenzini, curator of photography at the Municipal Archives and author of New York Rises that showcases Salignac images. Maira Liriano, manager of the New York Public Librarys local history and genealogy division, said the tax photo collections are of particular interest to researchers. For example, she said, homeowners seeking to restore their historic houses often go to the Municipal Archives to get images of what the buildings looked like in the 1940s or 1980s. The same collection is also used by people doing research for film productions, family historians hoping to see what their ancestors homes looked like, and scholars trying to measure the transformation of the metropolis over time. One popular cache includes photos shot mostly by NYPD detectives, nearly each one a crime mystery just begging to be solved. The black-andwhite, top-down image of the two men in the elevator shaft is a representative example. Although it did not carry a crime scene photo, the New York Tribune reported Nov. 25, 1915, under the headline Finding of two bodies tells tale of theft, that the bodies of a black elevator operator and a white engineer of a Manhattan building were found battered, as though from a long fall. The news report said the two men tried to rob a company on the fifth floor of expensive silks, but died in their attempt. The elevator was found with $500 worth of silk inside, stuck between the 10th and 11th floors.
EW YORK (AP) The two men were discovered dead at the bottom of an elevator shaft in a 12-story Manhattan building, as if dumped there, one man sprawled on top of the other. The rare crime scene photograph from Nov. 24, 1915, is one of 870,000 images of New York City and its municipal operations now available to the public on the Internet for the first time. The city Department of Records officially announced the debut of the photo database Tuesday. A previously unpublicized link to the images has been live for about two weeks. Culled from the Municipal Archives collection of more than 2.2 million images going back to the mid-1800s, the photographs feature all manner of city oversight from stately ports and bridges to grisly gangland killings. The project was four years in the making, part of the departments mission to make city records accessible to everyone, said department assistant commissioner Kenneth Cobb. We all knew that we had fantastic photograph collections that no one would even guess that we had, Cobb said. Taken mostly by anonymous municipal workers, some of the images have appeared in publications but most were accessible only by visiting the archive offices in lower Manhattan over the past few years. Researchers, history buffs,
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APLES, Fla. (AP) When Paddy Moloney started considering possible collaborators for The Chieftains 50th anniversary album, he knew the kind of artists he didnt want: Mick Jagger, Sinead OConnor, Van Morrison. Hed worked with all of those stars in the past: I didnt want to go in that generation, he explained. I wanted a newer generation; new kids on the block, you might say. Great indie contemporary stars of music. Still, the 72-year-old Irish music titan admits to being a bit nervous about bringing young musicians into the Chieftains fold. I was 50-50 about doing it, he said. Because I havent been happy about what Ive been hearing over the last 20 years, the music thats been coming out. I just wonder, is it music at all, you know? Its all commercial. Heres who Moloney ended up with on Voice of Ages: Best new artist Grammy winner Bon Iver, the Pistol Annies, the Civil Wars, the Secret Sisters, the Carolina Chocolate Drops and the Decemberists to name a few. It was the bands first real collaboration with indie rockers, and Moloney couldnt be happier with the results. These younger bands, I could hear what I would call the revival of the bands of the 50s and 60s, said Moloney. The music and the great songs and the lyrics. Laura Rogers of the Secret Sisters said they were initially asked to collaborate with Moloney by mutual friend and record producer T Bone Burnett. A lot of the American music we love has a strong Irish influence, she said. We grew up with folky Appalachian bluegrass music. Those styles of music have a lot in common. Working in the studio with Moloney on the Irish folk song Peggy Gordon was exciting and comfortable, said Rogers. She also called him sweet and encouraging. Moloney and The Chieftains
cess and lasting legacy is enormous: six Grammys and more than 50 albums. Their fans include everyone from Anjelica Huston to Irish-American astronaut Cady Coleman (who played a solo on Moloneys pennywhistle in space; the band included it on the new album). Moloney, whose conversations are filled with entertaining anecdotes of his life and travels, talks casually of turning up at the The Associated Press house of the late Rolling Stones guitarist Irish musician Paddy Moloney of the Chieftains holds up a tin Brian Jones in 1966 whistle at his home in Naples, Fla. Moloney collaborates with musiand chatting with actor cians, Bon Iver, the Pistol Annies, the Civil Wars, the Secret Sisters, Peter Sellars as The the Carolina Chocolate Drops on The Chieftains 50th anniversary Chieftains records album, Voice of Ages. played in the background. recently finished a month-long and at 8, he learned the uilHe also recalls being 5 years leann pipes. In 1962, he U.S. tour that ended on St. old and listening to his grandPatricks Day at Carnegie Hall. formed The Chieftains with father playing flute in a small Martin Fay, Sean Potts and He spends his down time, little country cottage in IreMichael Tubridy and cut a about four months of the year, land, while the neighbors record of traditional Irish resting up in Naples, Fla., at accompanied on various songs. It would be six years his sun-filled home with his instruments. before the band made another wife, children and grandchilThey would knock on the record and several members dren. Theres a grand piano in door, unannounced. No telekept their day jobs for a the living room and about a phone, no electricity for Gods decade some worked for dozen tin flutes and other sake, Moloney said, laughing. the post office and Moloney assorted instruments. Theyd start dancing and the was an accountant for a buildOn most evenings, he walks ing firm. Yet they kept playing dust would go up and that from his home to the beach would go on all night. and in 1975, the popular with a flute, and plays as an For Voice of Ages, British music magazine orange sun dips into the Moloney has recreated that Melody Maker named them vibrant blue Gulf of Mexico. impromptu jam session in the band of the year. Its a long way from where little country cottage. He iniI was very determined to Moloney began his career. tially wanted to all surviving spread the gospel of this great Born in 1938 in Donnycarband members from days past folk art, Moloney said. ney, Ireland, Moloney began The scope of the bands suc- and present hes dubbed the playing a tin whistle as a boy Single Story Flex Liner FREE Two Story Flex Liner $75
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Review: King blows it in newest Dark Tower Review: Lucy Kincaid is back in compelling Silenced novel The Wind Through the Keyhole
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oland Deschain, son of Steven, the last gunslinger of Gilead, is back. Do ya ken it? If those lines make no sense to you, theres very little reason to read Stephen Kings The Wind Through the Keyhole. There are seven other books and thousands of pages you should focus on first. This one is for fans only. And the first 30 or so pages are exciting for Dark Tower fans. All your old friends from Mid-World are here Roland and his six-shooters with the sandalwood grips, his friends Susannah, Eddie and Jake, even billy bumbler Oy and its a real treat to meet them again as they follow the path of the beam to the Dark Tower. King writes in the foreword that the initial action takes place between books four and five in the series. But he isnt really out to fill
The Wind Through the Key hole: A Dark Tower Novel (Scribner), by Stephen King in any narrative gaps. Its just a tease, a setup for the stories he wants to tell. Soon Roland and his katet are pinned down by a monster storm and Roland tells them all about the time he and his fellow gunslinger apprentice investigated dozens of
murders committed by a skinchanger. That turning-back-the-clock twist isnt so bad, but it doesnt last. Just as we settle in for a story about one of teenage Rolands first gunslinger gigs, were dropped deeper down the wormhole into a storywithin-a-story-within-a-story. This one is what gives the book its name. King himself has called it a modern fairy tale, and there is indeed a fairy, an enchanted forest and a benevolent tiger. But once the tale begins, this so-called Dark Tower Novel doesnt feel like it has much to do with the Dark Tower. Kings constant readers can judge whether the story stands on its own, but my guess is fans will be a little disappointed and newcomers wont find enough to truly love. For that, pick up The Gunslinger, first published in 1982, and lose yourself in one of the greatest fantasy epics ever written.
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Rhoda! Valerie Harper has a book deal

NEW YORK (AP) At last, the truth about Rhoda Morgenstern. Valerie Harper, the actress who played one of televisions most beloved sidekicks, is working on a memoir called I Rhoda Book. (Yes, meaning I wrote a book). Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon & Schuster, announced Monday that the memoir is scheduled for January 2013 and would feature Harpers years on The Mary Tyler Moore Show and as star of the spinoff series Rhoda. According to Gallery, the book will be filled with charming anecdotes about Mary Tyler Moore, Betty White and other performers Harper has worked with. In a statement Monday, the 72-year-old Harper said she still gets called Rhoda so often that she forgets whos who.
n FBI trainee ends up over her head when she helps investigate a congressional sex scandal in Silenced, the latest in the Lucy Kincaid series by Allison Brennan. Lucy is rising up the ranks of the FBI, and shes ready for her final round of training. A woman found dead in a park appears to be the victim of a sexual attack. When shes identified as the mistress of a congressman, the case appears to be a slam-dunk. Then another woman is murdered and the evidence reveals she was a high-class prostitute with several well-known clients. Is the congressman covering his tracks? A simple case becomes complicated when Lucys P.I. boyfriend helps her with the investigation. They quickly discover a witness who appears to know the killers identity and the truth behind the deaths. As Lucy and her boyfriend continue their investigation, the FBI starts pressuring Lucy
Silenced (St. Martins Press), by Allison Brennan: to back off, putting her reputation, career and possibly her life at stake. Brennan throws a lot of story lines into the air and juggles them like a master. The mystery proves to be both compelling and complex. Previous knowledge of Lucy Kincaid books isnt necessary to enjoy this chilling and twisty romantic suspense gem.
Titanic anniversary boosts sales for classic book

downloaded around 30,000 NEW YORK (AP) The times. 100th anniversary of the I couldnt be happier Titanics sinking has for Walter that A Night returned a classic to Remember has at last account of the tragedy emerged again for the to the best-seller lists. beginning of a whole Walter Lords A new publishing life with Night to Remember, Open Road, literary first published in agent Sterling Lord 1955, will be No. (no relation to Wal1 this Sunday on ter Lord), who repThe New York resents the authors Times chart of comestate, said in a bined print and The Associated Press statement Tuesday. e-book The bell used to sound the Lords book nonfiction alarm about the approaching icewas adapted sales. The berg in the 1958 film about the into a movie of paperback Titanic, A Night to Remember, the same name was pubis shown. in 1958. The lished by author was a consultant on Henry Holt and Company. The e-book was released last month James Camerons 1997 blockbuster Titanic, which was reby Open Road Integrated released this year. Lord died in Media, a digital publisher that 2002 at age 84. says the e-edition has been
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A: If you checked the Chicago White Stockings, you would have had some luck. The White Stockings were the forerunner to the Chicago Cubs. Very possibly the ball was signed by Michael T. Spike Brady. He did not have much of a major league career. Brady played in only one game, on Sept. 25, 1875. He had one hit (a triple) in four at-bats, scored a run and had three errors in eight chances in center field. Im sure you want a value on the ball Id look for a dealer who specializes in baseball memorabilia. Q: Are the members in the country trio Lady Antebellum related to each other? What are
their names? Where are they from? M.T.L., Chattanooga, Tenn. A: The three members who make up Lady Antebellum are Hillary Scott, Dave Haywood and Charles Kelley. They are not related. Hillary Scott was born April 1, 1986, in Nashville, Tenn.; she is the daughter of country artist Linda Davis and musician Lang Scott. Charles Kelley was born Sept. 11, 1981. Dave Haywood was born July 5, 1982. Haywood and Kelley were childhood friends in Augusta, Ga., where they were both born; they begin writing music together when they were 14.
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Gangland Devils Fire Gangland Maniacal Gangland Devils Disciples Gangland Gangland 69 38 Gangland The Twilight Zone The Twilight Zone Kill Theory (2009) Don McManus, Ryanne Duzich. My Bloody Valentine (2009) 43 40 The Twilight Zone Yes, Dear Yes, Dear American Dad My Name Is EverybodyEverybodyEverybodyEverybodyFriends Friends Friends Friends The King of 33 10 Earl Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens (:15) Out of the Past (1947) Robert Mitchum. A gamblers noD.O.A. (1949, Crime Drama) Edmond OBrien, The Strip (1951, Musical) Mickey Rooney, Sally Stage Door (1937) Katharine Hepburn, Ginger 51 26 good girlfriend crosses a private eye. (DVS) Pamela Britton, Luther Adler. Forrest, William Demarest. Rogers. (DVS) A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Babys First Four Weddings Four Weddings Four Weddings Weddings 42 41 What Not to Wear Jennifer Las Vegas Two of a Kind Leverage The Closer Make Over Law & Order High & Low Law & Order (DVS) Law & Order 36 42 Las Vegas Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Johnny Test Johnny Test Regular Show Level Up 63 33 Looney Tunes Carnivore Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food All You Can Eat Paradise Bourdain: No Reservations Ghost Adv. 59 48 Carnivore M*A*S*H Gunsmoke Hard Luck Henry Gunsmoke Major Glory Bonanza Vendetta Bonanza The Sisters Bonanza The Last Hunt M*A*S*H 53 28 M*A*S*H House TB or Not TB The spread of House Trust issues between a father House Spin House resists treating a Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: 45 15 tuberculosis. and son. famous athlete. Unit Stabler goes under cover. 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8 p.m. on KPIC Undercover Boss Dan DiZio, CEO of Philly Pretzel Factory, learns what its like to literally make the dough in this new episode airing the day after National Pretzel Day. Founded by DiZio and his friend Len Lehman in the late 1990s, the company now has more than 100 franchise locations selling hot outta the oven soft pretzels. As with all episodes of this series, DiZio tries out various front-line jobs and, its hoped, gains a new appreciation for how hard his people work. 8 p.m. on CW Nikita Nikita (Maggie Q) persuades Birkhoff (Aaron Stanford) to put up $20 million to trap Percy (Xander Berkeley), but it proves to be a losing gamble. He tries to recoup his losses by hacking into an old network and gets himself arrested by the FBI. Michael and Sean (Shane West, Dillon Casey) try to retrieve the stolen funds in the new episode Shadow Walker. Lyndsy Fonseca also stars. 9 p.m. on KPIC CSI: NY A small community within the city feels threatened when parts of a dismembered body are strategically left on four different street corners. Molly Burnett (Days of our Lives) guest stars as the victims daughter in the new episode Slainte. Gary Sinise, Sela Ward and Carmine Giovinazzo also star. 9 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Grimm Nicks (David Giuntoli) investigation of a construction workers death leads him into a long-standing feud in the creature world, and the suspect summons reapers to get rid of the Grimm. At Juliettes (Bitsie Tulloch) insistence, Nick invites Monroe (Silas Weir Mitchell) to dinner, with interesting results, in the new episode Leave It to Beavers. Russell Hornsby also stars. 9 p.m. on KSYS Art in the Twenty-First Century Historical events are a common subject for art, but their depictions arent always true to the facts. Not that theres anything wrong with that its art, not journalism. In the new episode History, artists Glenn Ligon, Mary Reid Kelley and Marina Abramovic reveal how history in general and their own personal histories inform their work. 9 p.m. on ANPL Whale Wars: Viking Shores Its easy to root for the Sea Shepherd when its going after the commercial whaling industry. The lines between heroes and villains get blurrier when the bad guys are native islanders with a centuries-old cultural tradition of whaling. Thats the scenario for this new five-part Whale Wars spinoff, in which Capt. Paul Watson and his crew visit the Faeroe Islands in hopes of stopping what they see as a cruel and environmentally unsound practice.
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Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers 35 Piers Tosh.0 Sunny Sunny South Park The Goods: Live Hard. Sell Hard. (2009) South Park Chappelles 98 Colbert Rep Tosh.0 Seinfeld Seinfeld Nikita Shadow Walker Supernatural (N) Cops Til Death Til Death 70s Show 70s Show 14 King (:00) Bering Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Inside the Deadliest Catch Weak Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Weak Deadliest 30 Sea Gold Catch: Near Death Links Links Catch Good Luck Jessie Austin & Jessie Badfel- Phineas and Fish Hooks A.N.T. Farm Austin & Good Luck A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Jessie Badfel21 Charlie Ally las Ferb (N) Ally Charlie las E! News (N) Fashion Star Kate & Will Kate & Will Fashion Police (N) Chelsea Lat E! News 25 The Soup (4:00) 2012 NFL Draft From New York. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter 31 49 27 50 45 NASCAR Boxing Denis Grachev vs. Ismayl Sillakh. 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Adopt Terror 23 29 The Secret Lives of Second Wives (2008) Lockup NC Womens Prison Lockup Louisiana (N) Lockup: Raw Lockup: Raw Hardcore Lockup: Raw Pelican Bay 54 44 Lockup Riverbend Inside Punkd Punkd Punkd Punkd Punkd Punkd Pauly D Pauly D Pauly D Pauly D Dance Crew 26 17 Americas Best Dance Crew (11:00) Amish on Break Amish: Out of the Order Amish at the Altar E-Mail Order Bride Prison Women County Jail Shark Men Tiger Bait (N) Wicked Tuna 73 SpongeBob SpongeBob Odd Parents The Boy Who Cried Werewolf (2010) Victoria Justice. Big Time Rush Big Time Rush iCarly Victorious Fred 2: Night 71 39 Power Snapped Snapped Snapped Snapped Snapped Rhonda Glover Whats Love Got to Do With It (1993) Angela Bassett. Welcome Home Roscoe 61 College Softball Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Toronto Blue Jays. From Rogers Centre in Toronto. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Mariners Post- MLS Soccer Portland Timbers at Montreal Impact. From Olympic Stadium in 38 99 Pregame (Live) game (Live) Montreal. Celebrity Performance SPEED Center NASCAR RaceDay (N) (Live) Goodwood Festival of Speed Goodwood Revival Car Chases 58 53 Lucas Oil Off MuscleCar Auction Auction Auction On Deadly Ground (1994, Action) Steven Seagal, Michael Caine. Exit Wounds (2001) Steven Seagal. 69 38 Trucks! 2012: Ice Age (2011, Action) Patrick Labyorteaux. Ice Twisters (2009) Mark Moses. 43 40 (11:00) NYC: Tornado Terror Seattle Superstorm (2012) Esai Morales, Ona Grauer. (11:55) The Librarian: Return to King Solomons Mines The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice (2008, Adventure) The King of The King of Friends The One Friends The One Friends 33 10 (2006, Adventure) Noah Wyle. Premiere. Noah Wyle, Bob Newhart, Jane Curtin. Queens Queens in Vegas in Vegas Ring of Bright McLintock! (1963) John Wayne, Maureen OHara. A cattle baron (:45) A Streetcar Named Desire (1951, Drama) Marlon Brando, Vivien Leigh. 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Premiere. 53 28 Extreme Makeover: Home (10:30) Miami Vice (2006) Inside Man (2006, Suspense) Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster. A cop No Country for Old Men (2007) Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem, Josh Brolin. A Law & Order: 45 15 Colin Farrell. matches wits with a bank robber. ruthless killer hunts a man who took a briefcase of cash. SVU MLS Soccer New England Revolution at New York Red Bulls. (N) (Live) IndyCar Racing NHL Hockey Playoffs, Conference Seminal: Teams TBA. (Live) 47 422 Equestrian Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisp. 185 120 Ghost Whisperer Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Funny Videos MLB Pregame MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Philadelphia Phillies. (N) (Live) 14 24 (11:30) National Lampoons Animal (:20) Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) Cary (:10) Boiling Point (1993, Action) Wesley Snipes, (:45) You Again (2010) Kristen Bell. 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2:30 p.m. on TNT NBA Basketball Its better late than never. The lockout-delayed NBA regular season is over, and the playoffs start tonight with the Conference Quarterfinals, the first of three bestof-seven series that determine who meets in Junes NBA Finals. Teams looking to avoid first-round upsets include the Chicago Bulls and Miami Heat in the East and the Oklahoma City Thunder and San Antonio Spurs in the West. ABC, ESPN, ESPN2 and TNT will share coverage of the playoffs. 4 p.m. on KLSR NASCAR Racing Jimmie Johnson, Denny Hamlin, Kevin Harvick, Carl Edwards and other top stars head to Virginias Richmond International Raceway for this prime-time Sprint Cup race. Kyle Busch winning at Richmond has become something of a rite of spring here, as Busch has won the last three spring races at the .75-mile short track. 8 p.m. on KPIC NCIS The NCIS teams investigation of a lieutenant commanders death is complicated by constant interruptions from the victims husband, a detective. The return of her CIA agent suitor, Ray Cruz (Enrique Murciano), has Ziva (Cote de Pablo) thinking about her future in A Desperate Man. Mark Harmon and Michael Weatherly also star. 8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Escape Routes Lets hope they wear some flowers in their hair. The contestants are in San Francisco for a scavenger hunt. They must locate four items highlighting the citys iconic locations and culture, and the team that drives the fewest miles to complete the quest wins. The escape challenge brings them to the countryside north of Sonoma to do some trapeze tricks. Rossi Morreale hosts this new episode. 8 p.m. on KEZI Movie: The Blind Side A true story that had a major box-office impact, this drama from director-screenwriter John Lee Hancock (The Rookie) became an Academy Award contender for best picture and also gave Sandra Bullock her first Oscar nomination for best actress. She and country music star Tim McGraw play a Southern couple who take in troubled youth Michael Oher (Quinton Aaron) and give him the opportunity to become a football standout. Kathy Bates co-stars. 10 p.m. on A&E Flipped Off Survivor favorite Russell Hantz is playing a new high-stakes game, this time taking on house flipping in the volatile Houston real estate market, in this new reality series. Working with his brother Shawn and beautiful and savvy real estate agent Kristen, he works to become one of the biggest names in the game.
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Costco Crz 65 CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Mayweather 35 35 Piers The Goods: Live Hard. Sell Hard. (2009) Super Troopers (2001) Jay Chandrasekhar. Accepted (2006) Justin Long. 64 98 Beerfest Seinfeld Seinfeld House Broken House The Tyrant 70s Show 70s Show Cheaters (N) J. Kyle 12 14 Til Death Plane Land- Ultimate Armored Car: The Secrets of the Secret Killing bin Laden Secrets of Seal Team 6 Auction Auction Seal Team 6 34 30 ings Presidential Beast Service Kings Kings Shake It Jessie Jessie Austin & Jessie Badfel- Phineas and Austin & Austin & Austin & Austin & Jessie Jessie 37 21 Up! Ally las Ferb Ally Ally Ally Ally The Voice Legally Blonde (2001) Reese Witherspoon. Kate & Will Ice-Coco The Soup Chelsea Lat Fashion 57 25 The Voice NBA Basketball Playoffs, First NBA Basketball Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) NBA Basket28 31 Round: Teams TBA. ball Baseball Tonight (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Baseball Tonight (N) NBA SportCtr 27 49 Year of The Five Jour. FOX News Justice With Jeanine The Five Red Eye Huckabee 32 27 Justice Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Iron Chef America Restaurant 72 50 Restaurant Restaurant: Impossible Dear John (2010, Romance) Channing Tatum. Dear John (2010, Romance) Channing Tatum. Louie 31 45 (5:30) Forgetting Sarah Marshall (4:30) I, I, Robot (2004) Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan. A homicide detective tracks The Day After Tomorrow (2004, Action) Dennis Quaid. Global warm- Broken 44 Robot a dangerous robot in 2035. ing leads to worldwide natural disasters. Arrow Hunters Intl Candice Genevieve Color Spl. Interiors Inc Hunters Hunters Intl Hunters Hunters Intl Color Spl. 50 43 Hunters Intl Hunters Third Reich A look at the rise of Nazi Germany. Third Reich The downfall of the Third Reich. Third Reich 41 34 (4:00) Wyatt Earp (1994) I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy Gold Girls 87 Psych Think Tank Psych A shark attack. Psych Psych Psych 15 20 (:00) Psych Psych Playdate (2012) Marguerite Moreau. Premiere. I Know Who Killed Me (2007) Premiere. Playdate 23 29 (:00) Adopting Terror (2012) Lockup Lockup Lockup Lockup Lockup 54 44 White House Correspondents Dinner What a Girl Wants (2003) Amanda Bynes, Colin Firth. 26 17 Dance Crew Fame (2009, Drama) Asher Book, Kristy Flores, Paul Iacono. W. Tuna Wicked Tuna Shark Men Tiger Bait Wicked Tuna Wicked Tuna Prison Women The Shroud 73 iCarly (N) Rock Bucket Fred 70s Show 70s Show Friends Friends Friends 71 39 Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins Friday (1995) Ice Cube, Chris Tucker. 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Fletcher (:45) The Charge of the 51 26 Third Man Johnson, Trevor Howard. Christian and the crew dump Captain Bligh. Light Brigade The Royal Wedding: The Encore and More William & Kate: One Year My Mother Diana (N) Royal Wedding: The Encore & More 42 41 Royal Resident Evil: Extinction (2007, Horror) 10,000 B.C. (2008) Steven Strait. Rogue (2007) Radha Mitchell. 36 42 I Legend King of Hill Childrens Loiter Family Guy Boondocks Aqua Teen Bleach (N) 63 33 (5:00) Shrek Shrek 2 (2004) Voices of Mike Myers. Extreme Pig Outs Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adv. 59 48 Hotel Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King 53 28 Home Imp. Home Imp. Home Imp. Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Law & Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special The Game Plan (2007, Comedy) 45 15 Order: SVU Victims Unit Uncle Victims Unit Starved Victims Unit Hardwired Victims Unit Liberties Dwayne The Rock Johnson. 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(N Subject to Blackout) (Live) MotoGP Race Guys Garage Classic Car Classic Car Car Crazy Goodwood Festival of Speed MotoGP Racing Rolex Sports Car Series Racing Homestead. (N) (Live) No Defrosting Paid Program Wealth-Risk Bikini Beach Bodies of 2012! Paid Program Insanity! Auction Auction Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower Trucks! MuscleCar Total Blackout No Defrosting Paid Program No Defrosting Paid Program Paid Program No Defrosting Total Blackout Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Married... With House of Payne House of Payne Meet the Meet the The Scorpion King (2002, Adventure) The Rock, Steven Brand. A MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at New York Yankees. From Yankee Stadium in the Children Browns Browns warrior battles an evil ruler and a sorceress. Bronx, N.Y. (N) (Live) (:15) Drums Along the Mohawk (1939) (:15) The Moon and Sixpence (1942, Drama) George Sanders, Bedazzled (1967) Peter Cook, Dudley Moore. A depressed cook The Night of the Hunter Claudette Colbert, Henry Fonda. Herbert Marshall, Doris Dudley. makes a diabolical deal with the devil. (1955) Brazil Butt Lift Paid Program Paid Program Faith-Dr. Frederick K.C. Price Paid Program Insanity! My Mother Diana The Royal Wedding: The Encore and More Law & Order Law & Order The Ring Law & Order (DVS) Law & Order Falling Law & Order Dog-ghting ring. Law & Order Charm City I Am Legend (2007) Inuyasha Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Johnny Test Redakai Beyblade-Metl Pokemon BW Ben 10 Ult. Thundercats Green Lantern Young Justice MAD Level Up Paid Program Rockin Buns Zumba Dance When Vacations Attack Mysteries at the Museum Hidden City When Vacations Attack (N) Mysteries at the Museum 3s Company Roseanne Roseanne 3s Company 3s Company The Nanny The Nanny Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Extreme Makeover: Home Fat Loss Secrets Monk A union dispute goes awry. No Defrosting Paid Program Atmosphere for Joel Osteen Funny People (2009, Comedy-Drama) Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen, Leslie Mann. A gravely ill comic mentors a or Preheating Miracles struggling performer. Hank Parker Hot Shots Real Hunting Quest for One IndyCar 36 IndyCar Racing Sao Paulo Indy 300. From Sao Paulo, Brazil. (N) (Live) Motorsports Hour (N) Cindy C KettleBell Fit Hoover Max My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Beyond Today Matlock The Reporter In the Heat of the Night Best in Show (2000) Michael Hitchcock. Funny Videos MLB Baseball: Cubs at Phillies
Almost Heroes (1998, Comedy) Chris Farley, (:05) Man of the House (2005) Tommy Lee Jones. A Texas Ranger (8:50) The Cable Guy (1996) Jim Carrey, (:35) The Abyss (1989) Ed Harris, Mary 642 710 Matthew Perry, Eugene Levy. protects cheerleaders who witnessed a murder. Matthew Broderick. Elizabeth Mastrantonio. (4:25) The Statement Water for Elephants (2011) Reese Witherspoon. An orphaned Floyd MayBoxing Chad Dawson vs. Bernard Hopkins, Light Heavyweights. 24/7 MayReal Time W/ 500 600 (2003) Michael Caine. veterinary student joins a traveling circus. weather weather/Cotto Bill Maher (4:30) The Preachers (:35) I Am Number Four (2011, Action) Alex Pettyfer. An alien Capote (2005, Biography) Philip Seymour Hoffman. Writer Truman How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) Kate 600 660 Wife (1996) teenager must evade those sent to kill him. Capote researches a familys murder. Hudson, Matthew McConaughey. Scenarios USA (:10) Reckless Disregard (1985, Drama) Tess (:45) Boundaries of the Heart (1988) Wendy Hughes. Australian (:25) The Heart Specialist (2006) Wood Harris, (:05) Coach (2010) Hugh Dancy, 620 690 Shorts Harper, Leslie Nielsen. rodeo rider woos hotel owners 40-ish daughter. Zoe Saldana, Brian J. White. Liane Balaban.
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Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Storage Wars Highlights from Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars 23 Frog in One Plan Bee season 1. Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? (1996) Premiere. Death of a Cheerleader (1994) Kellie Martin. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 40 32 Face on Carton (11:25) Mad The Killing Sarah gets a mysterious The Jerk (1979) Steve Martin, Bernadette Peters. Simpleton leaves E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982, Science Fiction) Henry Thomas, Dee Wallace, Peter Shawshank 68 24 Men message. home, invents slip-proof eyeglasses. Coyote. A California boy befriends a homesick alien. R. Swamp Wars Swamp Wars Swamp Wars Swamp Wars Swamp Wars 49 47 Animal Battle. Animal Battle. Swamp Wars Housewives/Atl. Dont Be Tar. Dont Be Tar. Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Housewives 62 46 Housewives/NJ WEN Hair Hoover Max Paid Program Paid Program WEN Hair Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Diabetes Life Wall Street Best Buy: The Big Box Fights Love at First 65 CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Race and Rage: Rodney King Piers Morgan 35 35 Your Money (N) Futurama Futurama Futurama Extract (2009) Jason Bateman, Mila Kunis. Accepted (2006, Comedy) Justin Long, Jonah Hill. Super Trpr 64 98 Sex Drive On the Spot Made in Hollywood (N) Her Best Move (2007) Leah Pipes, Drew Tyler Bell. Rebound (2005, Comedy) Martin Lawrence. King 12 14 Live Life-Win Moonshiners A hair-raising daytime Moonshiners A Price to Pay Tim Moonshiners A moonshiner will meet Moonshiners Tim and Tickle plan a How the Universe Works MythBusters Flamethrower and re MythBusters 34 30 bootlegging run. risks moving his still site. an untimely end. bootleg run. extinguisher duel. Wizards of Wizards of Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! Shake it Up! Jessie Star Austin & Ally Phineas and Phineas and Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Jessie 37 21 Waverly Place Waverly Place Charlie Charlie Party It Up Give It Up Wars Ferb Ferb Charlie The Voice Live Eliminations Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Kate & Will Legally Bl 57 25 The Voice Vocalists compete in hope of advancing. NBA Basketball College Baseball Arkansas at Florida. (N) (Live) SportsCenter Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Texas Rangers. (N 28 31 (N) Subject to Blackout) (Live) SportsCenter (N) NHRA Drag Racing OReilly Auto Parts Spring Nationals. (N Same-day Tape) 27 49 (11:00) College Baseball Georgia at LSU. (N) (Live) Americas News Headquarters (N) Fox News Sunday FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Fox News 32 27 Americas News HQ Pioneer Wo. Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Best Thing Best Thing Diners, Drive 72 50 Best Dishes (:08) Ghost Rider (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes. (:42) The Incredible Hulk (2008, Action) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth. 31 45 Fantastic Four The Family Stone (2005) Dermot Mulroney. A man introduces his Blast From the Past (1999) Brendan Fraser. A man emerges from a (:12) FXM The Devil Wears Prada (2006) Meryl Streep. A recent college 44 uptight girlfriend to his family. bomb shelter after nearly 35 years. Presents graduate lands a job at a fashion magazine. My First Place My First Place Property Property Property Property Hunters Hunters Intl For Rent For Rent Hunters 50 43 Love It or List It Maharishi Sold! Sold! Sold! Restoration Restoration American Pickers American Pickers Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars 41 34 Sold! Edge of the Garden (2011, Drama) Rob Estes. Audreys Rain (2003) Jean Smart, Carol Kane. Little John (2002) Ving Rhames, Gloria Reuben. Beyond Black 87 George Lopez George Lopez George Lopez At First Sight (1999) Val Kilmer, Mira Sorvino. A Few Good Men (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise. 15 20 Inspiration Today Camp Derailed (2005) Clive Owen, Jennifer Aniston. I Know Who Killed Me (2007) 23 29 (10:00) Selena Gia (1998, Docudrama) Angelina Jolie, Elizabeth Mitchell. Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera (N) Caught 54 44 Caught on Camera Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. 26 17 Ridiculous. Breakout The Pittsburgh Six Breakout Prison Romance The Whale That Ate Jaws Wicked Tuna Size Matters Drain the Ocean J. Cameron 73 How to Rock Monster High: Skull Shores Kung Fu Kung Fu The Penguins of Madagascar The Fairly OddParents SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob 71 39 iCarly Snapped Jane Andrews Snapped Susan Grund Snapped Lisa Costello Snapped Jocelyn Dooley Snapped Monique Berkley Snapped Adrienne Hickson Snapped 61 (10:00) MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners Post- College Softball Arizona State at Washington. Sports Unlimited MLS Soccer Seattle Sounders FC at Chicago Fire. From Toyota Park in 38 99 Mariners at Toronto Blue Jays. game (Live) Bridgeview, Ill. (Subject to Blackout) Australian V8 Supercars Hamilton. (N) (Live) AMA Supercross Lites (N) SPEED Center (N) (Live) Wind Tunnel With D. Despain NASCAR V.L. 58 53 Rolex Sports Car Racing Repo Games Alien vs. Predator (2004) Sanaa Lathan. Doom (2005, Science Fiction) The Rock, Karl Urban. Crank: High Voltage (2009, Action) 69 38 Repo Games Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Dream Mach. 43 40 Fact or Faked: Paranormal (10:00) MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers Friends Living Friends Friends Friends Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008, Adventure) Brendan Forrest Gump (1994, Drama) Tom Hanks, 33 10 at New York Yankees. arrangements. Fraser, Josh Hutcherson. Robin Wright, Gary Sinise. (11:00) The Night of the Lawrence of Arabia (1962, Adventure) Peter OToole, Alec Guinness, Anthony Quinn. A controversial British ofcer unites Arab tribes against the Peyton Place (1957, Drama) Lana Turner, Hope 51 26 Hunter (1955) Turks. Lange, Arthur Kennedy. Four Weddings My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding Gypsy 42 41 William & Kate: One Year The Longest Yard (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. NBA Pregame NBA Basketball Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) 36 42 (11:00) I Am Legend Open Season 3 (2010) Steve Schirripa, Ciara Bravo. Shrek (2001, Comedy) Voices of Mike Myers. Shrek 2 63 33 Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (2009, Comedy) Bggg Bttls Hotel Impossible Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods 59 48 Bggg Bttls Extreme Makeover: Home Beverly Hills Cop (1984) Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold. M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H 53 28 Extreme Makeover: Home Next Friday (2000, Comedy) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. A young man lives Good Luck Chuck (2007, Romance-Comedy) Dane Cook, Jessica Alba. The Game Plan (2007) Dwayne The Rock Johnson. A carefree Law & Order: 45 15 with kin who won the lottery. A cursed dentist cannot nd true love. football player learns he has a daughter. SVU Racer TV Snowmobile Racing Cycling NHL Hockey Playoffs, Conference Seminal: Teams TBA. (Live) 47 422 Pirelli World Challenge Auto Racing (Taped) My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Shannen Says Shannen Says 185 120 My Fair Wedding MLB Baseball: Cubs at Phillies MLB Post. Funny Videos Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent 30 Rock How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met 14 24 (10:35) The Abyss (1989) Daylight (1996) Sylvester Stallone, Amy Brenneman. Explosion traps Taxi Driver (1976, Drama) Robert De Niro. A psychotic New York Casino (1995, Crime Drama) Robert De Niro, 642 710 Ed Harris. New Yorkers in the Holland Tunnel. cabbie unleashes his rage on pimps. Sharon Stone, Joe Pesci. Real Time W/ Portrait of a Inception (2010, Science Fiction) Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. A thief enters Larry Crowne (2011, Romance-Comedy) Tom (:15) Knight and Day (2010, Action) Tom 500 600 Bill Maher Fighter peoples dreams and steals their secrets. Hanks, Julia Roberts. Cruise, Cameron Diaz. How to Lose Flypaper (2011) Patrick Dempsey, Ashley Judd. A Few Options (2011, Crime Drama) Kenny Johnson, Scary Movie 2 (2001, Comedy) Shawn Wayans, I Am Number Four (2011, Action) Alex Pettyfer, 600 660 man tries to protect a bank teller. Erin Daniels, David Marciano. Marlon Wayans, Anna Faris. Timothy Olyphant. (11:05) (:35) Daddy and Them (2001) Billy Bob Thornton, Laura Dern. Family (:20) Noble Things (2008, Drama) Brett Moses, Lee Sex and a Girl (2001, Drama) Angela Gots, (:45) Bandits (2001, 620 690 Coach members feud when an uncle lands in jail. Ann Womack. Robert Hays, Ellen Greene. Comedy) Bruce Willis.
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8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Harrys Law An entire college marching band is charged with murder when a hazing ritual goes wrong and causes a students death. Harry and Adam (Kathy Bates, Nate Corddry) help Phoebe (Justine Lupe) with the unusual case. Speaking of unusual, Tommy (Christopher McDonald) calls on Cassie and Oliver (Karen Olivo, Mark Valley) to help with the case of a man who claims he was sexually assaulted by a woman in the new episode And the Band Played On. 9 p.m. on KPIC The Good Wife Attorneys Patti Nyholm and Louis Canning (Martha Plimpton, Michael J. Fox) have proved to be formidable foes to Lockhart/Gardner in the past, and now theyve teamed up and set their sights on driving the firm into bankruptcy. As if that werent enough stress, Alicia (Julianna Margulies) tries to sort out her conflicted feelings about Peter (Chris Noth), and Kalindas (Archie Panjabi) past catches up with her in the season finale, The Dream Team. 9 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX The Celebrity Apprentice Celebrities tend to have big egos, so its not surprising to see power trips on this show. Thats definitely true in this new episode, in which the contestants must write and perform a jingle for a roadside assistance program. One project manager has a teammate trying to take over, while the other team is in full-out mutiny against its project manager. In the end, its the finished product that determines who wins and who loses in Jingle All the Way Home. 9 p.m. on A&E Breakout Kings The second season of the, um, breakout hit concludes with a twohour block that follows up on the tragic events of the shows premiere, when psychotic escapee Damien (Jason Behr) killed Charlie. Still barred from participating in the hunt for Damien, the Kings find a way to get the job done, but in the end they face an impossible choice in Freakshow; Served Cold. 9 p.m. on FOOD Chopped All-Stars Chopped judges Chris Santos, Marcus Samuelsson, Alex Guarnaschelli and Marc Murphy get a taste of their own medicine and don the competitors coats to vie for the final spot in the new episode All Stars: Judge Remix. The judges must use their heads to turn goat brains, Berkshire pork and preserved duck eggs into taste sensations in three high-stakes rounds that expose how they really feel about being judged themselves. 9 p.m. on TVLND TV Land Awards 2012 Kelly Ripa returns to host the 10th anniversary of this awards extravaganza that celebrates classic television, film and music icons. Among the highlights will be Aretha Franklin receiving the Music Icon Award and One Day at a Time and Laverne & Shirley being honored with the Innovator and Fan Favorite awards, respectively.
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The Amazing Race (N Same- The Good Wife The Dream NYC 22 A man thwarts a bank News (N) Buck Greatest day Tape) Team robbery. (N) McNeely Pillow! (:00) StarStargate SG-1 Alien invades Spellbinder (1988) Timothy Daly, Kelly Preston. A lawyer Unspeakable (2003, Suspense) Dennis Hopper. A woman Ganggate SG-1 the minds of SG-1. is stalked by devil worshippers. must nd a killer before a man is executed. land Academic Dateline NBC Cheating Harrys Law And the Band The Celebrity Apprentice Jingle All the Way Home Writing News (N) Law & Order Man is killed in 5 Challenge (N) Played On (N) and performing a jingle. (N) carjacking. (5:00) Brain Antiques Roadshow Finding Your Roots With Masterpiece Classic Birdsong Lovers are torn Oregon Independent Lens (N) Art in the Bowl Atlanta (N) Henry Louis Gates, Jr. apart by World War I. (N) Experience 21st KEZI 9 News Americas Funniest Home Once Upon a Time The (:01) Desperate House(:01) GCB The ladies partici- KEZI 9 News WEN Hair Mens Health 4 Videos (N) Stranger (N) wives Lost My Power pate in a cook-off. (N) Care (:00) Ugly Brothers & Sisters Love The Outer Limits TheoretiStargate Universe The Futurama Futurama Its Always Old Christine (Off Air) 12 Betty All cians out-of-body move. Hunt Sunny (:00) 3ABN Revelation of Jesus Christ Engage Help in Daily Revelation Speaks Hopes Secrets Unsealed Presents Celebrating Life in Life DiscovToday Living Recovery ery Series Family The SimpThe Cleve- The SimpBobs Burg- Family Guy The Cleve- KVAL News Two and a Ugly Betty Betty shares news Old Christine 11 Guy sons land Show sons (N) ers (N) (N) land Show Half Men about her future. KMTR News Dateline NBC Cheating Harrys Law And the Band The Celebrity Apprentice Jingle All the Way Home Writing News Big Bang Big Bang 16 (N) Played On (N) and performing a jingle. (N) Theory Theory Oregon Field Antiques Roadshow Finding Your Roots With Masterpiece Classic Birdsong Lovers are torn Ofcial Best America Revealed Electric Globe Trek7 Guide Atlanta Henry Louis Gates, Jr. apart by World War I. (N) of Fest Nation ker 8
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Greed 65 CNN Newsroom (N) Race and Rage Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom Race and Rage Piers 35 35 Piers Gabriel Iglesias: Fat Dave Chappelle: Killin South Park Tosh.0 Katt Williams: Pimpin G. Iglesias 64 98 (:00) Super Troopers (2001) Heartland Do or Die Miss Congeniality (2000) Sandra Bullock. Browns Browns Troubadour, TX (N) True Story 12 14 King (:00) Myth- MythBusters Battle of the MythBusters Reinventing the MythBusters Mailbag To Be Announced MythBusters Mailbag To Be An34 30 Busters Sexes wheel; movie myth. Special (N) Special nounced Shake It Good Luck Good Luck Bedtime Stories (2008) Adam Sandler, (:45) Jessie (:10) Shake (:35) Austin A.N.T. Farm Jessie Star Wizards37 21 Up! Charlie Charlie Keri Russell. It Up! & Ally Wars Place Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Khloe Ice-Coco Chelsea Lat The Soup Khloe 57 25 (:00) Legally Blonde (2001) (5:00) MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Texas SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter SportsCenter 28 31 Rangers. (Live) SportsCenter ProFILE: 60 MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Texas Rangers. NBA Basketball 27 49 NHRA Geraldo at Large (N) Huckabee Stossel Geraldo at Large Fox News Sunday Huckabee 32 27 Fox News Chopped All-Stars Cupcake Wars (N) Chopped All-Stars (N) Iron Chef America Chopped Own It! Chopped 72 50 Diners (:21) X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) Hugh Jackman. Iron Man 31 45 (:16) Iron Man (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard. (:44) FXM The Devil Wears Prada (2006, Comedy) Meryl (:14) FXM Blast From the Past (1999, Romance-Comedy) Brendan (:42) FXM Truth Abt 44 Presents Streep, Anne Hathaway, Adrian Grenier. Presents Fraser, Alicia Silverstone. Presents Cats Holmes on Homes Best of Holmes Holmes Inspection Holmes on Homes Holmes 50 43 Hunters Intl Holmes on Homes Ax Men Up in Flames Ax Men Family Rivalry (:01) Swamp People (:01) Modern Marvels Ax Men 41 34 Pawn Stars Ax Men Falling Apart (:00) Beyond the Blackboard (2011) Firelight (2012, Drama) Cuba Gooding Jr. Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girls 87 State of Play (2009) Russell Crowe, Ben Afeck. Collateral Damage (2002) Arnold Schwarzenegger. 15 20 A Few Good Men Chloe (2009) Julianne Moore. Premiere. Army Wives (N) The Client List (N) (:01) Chloe (2009, Drama) 23 29 I Know To Catch a Predator To Catch a Predator To Catch a Predator To Catch a Predator Meet the Press Caught 54 44 Caught Savage U Savage U Pauly D Pauly D Jersey Shore Jersey 26 17 Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ins. Punkd Punkd J. Cameron Wicked Tuna (N) Wicked Tuna J. Cameron J. Cameron Drain the Ocean Eight Limbs 73 iCarly 70s Show 70s Show My Wife My Wife George George Friends Friends Friends 71 39 SpongeBob iCarly Snapped Snapped Snapped A mans body. Snapped (N) Best Ink Face Off Law Order: CI Law CI 61 Mariners All MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Toronto Blue Jays. From Rogers Centre in Toronto. (Subject to Boys in the World Poker Tour: Season Gaming 101 World Poker 38 99 Access Blackout) Hall 10 Tour Octane Car Crazy SPEED Center NASCAR Victory Lane Wind Tunnel w/Despain Car Warriors Corvette Warriors 58 53 NASCAR Hostage (2005) Bruce Willis, Kevin Pollak. Premiere. Lethal Weapon 4 69 38 Crank: High Walking Tall (2004, Action) The Rock. Dream Machines Dream Machines Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) Harrison Ford. The Brothers Grimm 43 40 Dream (5:00) Forrest Gump (1994, National Treasure (2004, Adventure) Nicolas Cage, Hunter Gomez. A (:35) National Treasure (2004, Adventure) Nicolas 33 10 Drama) Tom Hanks, Robin Wright. man tries to steal the Declaration of Independence. Cage, Hunter Gomez, Diane Kruger. (5:00) Peyton (:45) Love Is a Ball (1963, Comedy) Glenn Ford, Hope (:45) A Modern Musketeer (1917) Diary of a Chambermaid (1946) 51 26 Place (1957) Lange, Charles Boyer. Douglas Fairbanks, Marjorie Daw. Paulette Goddard. Premiere. Gypsy Wedding Gypsy Wedding Medium Medium Gypsy Wedding Medium Medium Gypsy 42 41 Gypsy Inside the NBA (N) The Longest Yard (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler. 36 42 NBA Basketball Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) Level Up Level Up King of Hill King of Hill Chicken Family Guy Family Guy Loiter Aqua Unit 63 33 (:00) Shrek 2 (2004, Comedy) Sand M. Sand M. Hotel Impossible Bggg Bttls Bggg Bttls Vegas After Hours (N) 15 Sin City Secrets (N) Bggg Bttls 59 48 Bizarre King King TV Land Awards 2012 TV Land King King TV Land 53 28 Memories of M*A*S*H Law & Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds 45 15 Order: SVU Victims Unit Recall Victims Unit Inltrated Victims Unit Victims Unit Crush End (2007) Johnny Depp. Cycling 2012 Tour de Romandie. IndyCar 36 Poker After Dark Poker After Dark Poker After Dark Paid Prog. 47 422 NHL Live Shannen Says My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Wedding 185 120 Shannen How I Met News/Nine Replay The Unit The Kill Zone Monk Monk The Count of Monte Cristo 14 24 (5:00) Casino (1995) Robert De Niro, GoodFellas (1990) Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta. An Irish-Italian hood Raging Bull (1980, Biography) Robert De Niro, Cathy 642 710 Sharon Stone. joins the 1950s New York Maa. Moriarty, Joe Pesci. Knight and (:05) Predators (2010) Adrien Brody. Fearsome aliens Game of Thrones The Ghost Veep (N) Girls (N) Game of Thrones The Ghost Veep 500 600 Day hunt a band of human ghters. of Harrenhal (N) of Harrenhal I Am Num- The Borgias Lucrezia embarks The Big C Nurse Jackie Nurse Jackie The Big C The Borgias Cesare recruits Nurse Jackie The Big C The Borgias 600 660 ber Four on a hunger strike. (N) (N) mercenaries. (N) (5:45) Bandits (2001) Bruce Willis, The Heart Specialist (2006, Romance-Comedy) Wood Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat (:45) Good Neigh620 690 Billy Bob Thornton. Harris, Zoe Saldana. (2002) Martin Lawrence. bours (2010)
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Mickey Mouse Little Einsteins Special Agent Jake and the Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Austin & Ally A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm 21 Clubhouse Oso Pirates Ferb Ferb Ferb fraudulANT E! Special E! Special E! Special E! Special E! Special 57 25 E! News Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) Interruption (N) SportsNation (N) NFL32 (N) (Live) NFL Live (N) SportsCenter 27 49 English Premier League Soccer Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The OReilly Factor (N) Hannity (N) 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Contessa Money Saving Dollar Dinners Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Best Dishes Best Dishes Diners, Drive 72 50 Best Dishes X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber. How I Met How I Met Two/Half Men 31 45 The Incredible Hulk (2008, Action) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler. Crash (2004, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle. Racial tensions (:13) FXM Jarhead (2005, War) Jake Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard, Jamie Foxx. Marines band The Day After Tomorrow (2004, Action) 44 collide among Los Angeles residents. Presents together during the Gulf War. Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal. Hunters Intl My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place 50 43 Hunters American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers Amer. Pickers 41 34 American Pickers Emerils Table Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons The Waltons The Waltons Little House 87 A Few Good Men (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson. 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Space Cowboys (2000, Adventure) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. Greys Anatomy Greys Anatomy TBA TBA TBA TBA TBA 23 29 Old Christine Old Christine Greys Anatomy The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) Americas Best Dance Crew Punkd Punkd Punkd Punkd Pauly D Pauly D Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. 26 17 16 and Pregnant Border Wars Can It Be Built? Wild Justice Wild Justice Navajo Cops (N) Aftermath: Population Zero 73 Team Umiz. Dora Explorer Dora Explorer SpongeBob T.U.F.F. Puppy Odd Parents The Penguins Big Time Rush Supah Ninjas SpongeBob Kung Fu iCarly 71 39 Mike-Knight Brooklyn 11223 Brooklyn 11223 Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas Bad Girls Club 61 The Dan Patrick Show (N) English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. (Taped) Mariners All Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Tampa Bay Rays. From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla. (N 38 99 Access Pregame (Live) Subject to Blackout) (Live) On the Edge Car Crazy Hot Rod TV Gearz NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time Guys Garage Guys Garage Gearz 58 53 Monster Jam CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn Highlander: The Source (2007, Fantasy) Adrian Paul. (:25) Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) Harrison Ford. 43 40 The Brothers Grimm (2005, Fantasy) Matt Damon, Heath Ledger. Yes, Dear Yes, Dear American Dad My Name Is EverybodyEverybodyEverybodyEverybodyFriends Friends Friends Friends The King of 33 10 Jacks Back Earl Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens (:15) That Uncertain Feeling (1941, Comedy) (:45) Tom, Dick and Harry (1941) Ginger (:15) Stay Away, Joe (1968) Elvis Presley. A rodeo rider gets the OK Nobody Lives Forever (1946, Drama) John 51 26 Merle Oberon, Melvyn Douglas. Rogers, George Murphy. to raise cattle on his fathers land. Gareld, Faye Emerson. A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Babys First Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoard-Buried 42 41 What Not to Wear Heather Las Vegas Silver Star Leverage The Closer NBA Basketball Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) 36 42 Las Vegas Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Johnny Test Johnny Test Regular Show MAD 63 33 Looney Tunes Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Food Wars Food Wars Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain 59 48 Tastiest M*A*S*H Gunsmoke The Pillagers Gunsmoke Prairie Wolfer Bonanza El Toro Grande Bonanza The Outcasts Bonanza A House Divided TV Land 53 28 M*A*S*H Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent NCIS Chimera A death aboard a NCIS Requiem A friend of Gibbs NCIS A missing political refugee from NCIS 45 15 No Exit The Unblinking Eye My Good Name top-secret ship. daughter. Africa. IndyCar 36 IndyCar Racing Sao Paulo Indy 300. From Sao Paulo, Brazil. NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) NHL Hockey Playoffs, Conference Seminal: Teams TBA. (Live) 47 422 IndyCar 36 Charmed Charmed Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls 185 120 Ghost Whisperer Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock 30 Rock Amer. Funniest Home Videos Amer. Funniest Home Videos Funny Videos 14
Brooklyns Finest (2009, Crime Drama) Richard Gere, Don Cheadle. Three conicted cops (:20) Multiplicity (1996) Michael Keaton. Scientically created (:20) Lethal Weapon (1987, Action) Mel Gibson. A veteran detec642 710 have an appointment with destiny. duplicates complicate a mans life. tive is paired with an eccentric partner. SomethingBend It Like Beckham (2002) Parminder Nagra. A teen hides her The Saint (1997) Val Kilmer, Elisabeth Shue. A master of disguise nds The Dilemma (2011) Vince Vaughn, Kevin James. A man sees his best 500 600 Lrd. soccer-playing from her strict parents. romance and danger in England. friends wife out with another guy. (:15) Square Grouper (2011, Documentary) Miamis marijuanaThe Entitled (2011, Suspense) Kevin Zegers, Victor (:45) The Hours (2002, Drama) Meryl Streep. Three women in (:45) The Core (2003, Action) 600 660 smuggling culture in the 1970s and 80s. Garber, Laura Vandervoort. different eras suffer emotional crises. Aaron Eckhart. (11:15) The (:45) Prey of the Jaguar (1996) Maxwell Cauleld. A former com- An Invisible Sign (2010, Drama) Jessica Alba, (:10) Static (2008) Kathleen Robertson. Inventors install (:45) Agora (2009) Rachel 620 690 Reef (2010) mando seeks revenge for his familys murders. Bailee Madison. computer chips in their brains. Weisz.
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8 p.m. on KPIC How I Met Your Mother A baby shower for Lily and Marshall (Alyson Hannigan, Jason Segel) has the dad-to-be in a panic as he realizes his childs arrival isnt far off, so Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) tries to distract him with a road trip. Back home, Ted and Robin (Josh Radnor, Cobie Smulders) come to terms with their relationship in the new episode Good Crazy. Becki Newton guest stars. 8 p.m. on CW Gossip Girl Suspecting that Jack and Diana (Desmond Harrington, Elizabeth Hurley) share a huge secret, Chuck, Nate, Blair, Serena and Lola (Ed Westwick, Chace Crawford, Leighton Meester, Blake Lively, Ella Rae Peck) join forces to find out what it is. Dan (Penn Badgley) is offered the opportunity to spend the summer in Rome in the new episode Raiders of the Lost Art. 8:30 p.m. on KPIC 2 Broke Girls Peachs (Brooke Lyons) socialite friend hires Max and Caroline (Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs) to supply the cupcakes for her daughters first birthday party. Theres a lot riding on this job; if it goes well, the girls could score more wealthy clients, but if it doesnt, Max could lose her baby-sitting gig with Peach. Ayda Field (Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip) guest stars in the new episode And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough. 9 p.m. on KPIC Two and a Half Men Doesnt every ladies man want to come back to life as a classy, sassy, 60something woman? In an odd but enjoyable bit of casting, Oscar winner Kathy Bates guest stars in this new episode as the ghost of the late Charlie Harper, who pays his brother, Alan (Jon Cryer), a visit in the hospital after the latter has a minor heart attack. Angus T. Jones also stars in Why We Gave Up Women. 9 p.m. on AMC The Pitch After a sneak preview earlier this month, this series about real life mad men and women moves into its regular time slot. It follows the staffs at four real advertising agencies as they formulate ideas and compete for accounts. In this episode, two firms compete for the business of the trash collection and recycling company Waste Management. 9:31 p.m. on KPIC Mike & Molly Mikes (Billy Gardell) father shows up in town early to attend his sons bachelor party, so his mom, Peggy (Rondi Reed), decides it would be a great idea to crash Mollys (Melissa McCarthy) bachelorette affair. Youd expect the older generation to put a damper on the revelry at such an event, but Peggys presence actually turns it into a wilder party than Molly had planned. Reno Wilson also stars in the new episode Bachelor/Bachelorette. 10 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Smash As Bombshell moves to Boston, Karen (Katharine McPhee) finds herself torn between the show and Dev (Raza Jaffrey), while Ivy (Megan Hilty) frets over Dereks (Jack Davenport) increasing closeness to Rebecca (Uma Thurman). Eileen and Julia (Anjelica Huston, Debra Messing) face off over Michael (Will Chase). Sam (Leslie Odom Jr.) brings Tom (Christian Borle) home to dinner in the new episode Tech.
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Kitchen Paid Prog. 65 Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers 35 35 Piers 30 Rock Futurama South Park Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock Seinfeld Seinfeld Gossip Girl (N) Hart of Dixie (N) Cops Til Death Til Death 70s Show 70s Show 12 14 King American American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior American Chopper: Senior Death Row: The Final 24 American Chopper: Senior Death Row 34 30 Chopper vs. Junior vs. Junior vs. Junior (N) Hours (N) vs. Junior Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Jessie Badfel- Radio Rebel (2012, Drama) Debby Ryan, (:10) Austin (:35) A.N.T. Good Luck Shake It Wizards37 21 Charlie Charlie Charlie las Sarena Parmar. & Ally Farm Charlie Up! Place E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City E! Special Scouted Chelsea Lat E! News 57 25 E! Special MLB Base- Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter 28 31 ball NFL Live SportsNation Baseball Tonight (N) E:60 NBA SportsNation Baseball 27 49 SportCtr The OReilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Meat Men Diners Diners 72 50 Diners Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005, Action) Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Vince Vaughn. Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005, Action) Brad Pitt. 31 45 Two Men (5:00) The Day After The Day After Tomorrow (2004, Action) Dennis Quaid. Global warm- Jarhead (2005, War) Jake Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard, Jamie Foxx. 44 Tomorrow (2004) ing leads to worldwide natural disasters. Marines band together during the Gulf War. Love It or List It Ethier Love It or List It (N) Property Property Hunters Hunters Intl Love It or List It Property 50 43 First Place American Pickers Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Pawn Stars Pawn Stars (:01) American Pickers Pawn Stars 41 34 Pickers Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girls 87 Cold Case Cold Case 8:03 AM Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal 15 20 Few Good Cold Case Cargo TBA TBA August Rush (2007) Freddie Highmore. The Memory Keepers Daughter (2008) August 23 29 TBA The Ed Show Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball Chris Matthews Ed Show 54 44 R. Maddow The Last Word Ridiculous. Strangers Punkd 26 17 Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Strangers Zero The Apolcalypse Aftermath: Population Zero The Apolcalypse Navajo Cops Slammed 73 SpongeBob SpongeBob My Wife My Wife George George 70s Show 70s Show Friends Friends Friends 71 39 Victorious Bad Girls Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Brooklyn 11223 Bad Girls 61 MLB Base- Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Tampa Bay Rays. From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla. Mariners All The Dan Patrick Show MLB Base38 99 ball Postgame (Subject to Blackout) Access ball Hot Rod TV Hot Rod TV NASCAR Race Hub Garage Garage Gearz Gearz Hot Rod TV Hot Rod TV Pimp, Ride 58 53 Gearz A Bronx Tale (1993, Drama) Robert De Niro, Chazz Palminteri. Ways to Die 69 38 Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover. Eureka Lost Eureka The Real Thing Eureka The ship is found. Lost Girl (N) Eureka The ship is found. Lost Girl 43 40 Raiders The King of Seinfeld The Seinfeld The Family Guy The story of Star Family Guy Family Guy A retelling of Conan Actor Alec Baldwin. The Ofce 33 10 Queens Slicer Slicer Wars. Return of the Jedi. Nobody The Conspirators (1944) Hedy Lamarr. Dutch ghter Daddy Long Legs (1955, Musical) Fred Astaire, Leslie (:15) Humoresque (1946) Joan 51 26 Lives meets German ofcials wife in Lisbon. Caron, Terry Moore. Crawford, John Gareld. Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Boss 42 41 Hoarding Inside the NBA (N) The Mentalist The Mentalist Leverage 36 42 NBA Basketball Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) Adventure Adventure Regular MAD King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken 63 33 Gumball No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation Hotel Impossible (N) Last Resorts III Bourdain 59 48 Bourdain Home Imp. Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Raymond (:45) The King of Queens King King 53 28 TV Land Awards 2012 (:00) NCIS NCIS: Los Angeles Danger- NCIS Tribes Muslim Marine WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (Live) (:05) Fast & Furious (2009, Action) Vin 45 15 ous militia group. found dead. Diesel, Paul Walker. NHL Live Sports Talk Poker After Dark Poker After Dark Paid Prog. 47 422 NHL Hockey Playoffs, Conference Seminal: Teams TBA. (Live) Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Ghost Whisperer Little Miss Perfect Perfect 185 120 Gold Girls Videos WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Til Death Til Death Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama 14 24 (:20) Fierce Creatures (1997, 642 710 Comedy) John Cleese. REAL Sports With Bryant 24/7 May500 600 Gumbel weather (5:45) The Core (2003, Action) Aaron 600 660 Eckhart, Hilary Swank. (5:45) Agora (2009) Rachel Weisz, 620 690 Max Minghella. Brooklyns Finest (2009) Richard Gere. Three conicted (:15) Dont Be a Menace to South Central While Tango & cops have an appointment with destiny. Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996) Cash Real Time With Bill Maher Horrible Bosses (2011) Jason Bate- (:45) Making Ricky Floyd May- Boxing man, Charlie Day. Veep Gervais weather Weeds Weeds The Borgias Cesare recruits Nurse Jackie The Big C The Borgias Cesare recruits Nurse Jackie mercenaries. mercenaries. As Good as It Gets (1997) Jack Nicholson, Helen Hunt. A mean-spirited The Tempest (2010, Drama) Helen Mirren, Felicity Jones, New York author nds love with a waitress. Djimon Hounsou.
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SportsNation (N) NFL32 (N) (Live) Around/Horn Interruption SportsNation E:60 (N) Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The OReilly Factor (N) Hannity (N) Best Dishes Contessa Money Saving Dollar Dinners Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Best Dishes Home Cooking Chopped (11:00) Batman Begins (2005, Action) Christian Bale. Spider-Man 2 (2004, Action) Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco. How I Met How I Met How I Met In Bruges (2008) Colin Farrell, Ralph Fiennes. A stay in the Belgian 8MM (1999, Suspense) Nicolas Cage, Joaquin Phoenix. A widow hires a (:14) FXM Along Came a Spider (2001) Morgan Freeman. A detective and a city transforms the lives of two hit men. man to identify a teen killed on lm. Presents Secret Service agent investigate an abduction. Hunters Hunters Intl My Favorite HGTVd Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters White Room Tech It to the Max Modern History Time Machine Everyday History Everyday History Tech It to Max Emerils Table Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons The Calling The Waltons The Waltons The Obsession Little House Paid Program Paid Program The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976, Western) Clint Eastwood, Chief Dan George. Criminal Minds JJ Criminal Minds Criminal Old Christine Old Christine Greys Anatomy Greys Anatomy Greys Anatomy How I Met How I Met Wife Swap Ghani/Stallone Wife Swap Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow True Life Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Dance Crew Border Wars Doomsday Preppers Doomsday Preppers Amish: Out of Order Wild Justice Outgunned American Transgender (N) Amish: Out Mike-Knight Team Umiz. Dora Explorer Dora Explorer SpongeBob T.U.F.F. Puppy Odd Parents The Penguins Big Time Rush Supah Ninjas SpongeBob Kung Fu iCarly Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Bad Girls Club The Dan Patrick Show (N) Motorsports TV Motorhead Diesel TV The Game Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Tampa Bay Rays. From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla. (N Garage TV 365 (N) Pregame (Live) Subject to Blackout) (Live) Monster Jam On the Edge Classic Car Hot Rod TV Gearz NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time Supercars Supercars Pimp My Ride CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Ghost Hunters International Ghost Hunters International Ghost Hunters International Ghost Hunters International Ghost Hunters International Ghost Hunters International Ghost Hunters Yes, Dear Yes, Dear American Dad My Name Is EverybodyEverybodyEverybodyEverybodyFriends Friends Friends Friends The King of Earl Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens (11:00) Dont Go Near the The Courtship of Eddies Father (1963, Comedy-Drama) Glenn Dear Heart (1965) Glenn Ford, Geraldine Page. An engaged sales- Mans Favorite Sport? (1964, Comedy) Rock Water (1957) Ford, Shirley Jones, Ron Howard. (DVS) man is pursued by a spinster postmistress. Hudson, Paula Prentiss. What Not to Wear Rebecca A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Babys First Four Weddings Four Weddings Four Weddings Weddings Las Vegas Las Vegas Ed is kidnapped. Leverage The Closer The Big Bang Law & Order Compassion NBA Basketball Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Johnny Test Johnny Test Regular Show Regular Show Regular Show Advent. Time Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Food Wars Food Wars Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Gunsmoke Prairie Wolfer Gunsmoke Bonanza A House Divided Bonanza The Gunmen Bonanza M*A*S*H Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Unit Manhunt Unit Scourge Unit Sacrice Unit Repression Unit Beating/rape. 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The First 48 Updates to cases from The First 48 A woman is stabbed in 2008 and 2006. her bedroom. 70s Show Jumanji (1995) Robin Williams, Bonnie Hunt. The Pitch The next big campaign for CSI: Miami Shock A spoiled heiress Subway. is found dead. Too Cute! Fatal Attractions Swamp Wars Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Dont Be Tar. Dont Be Tar. Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Crime Inc. John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Crnk Yankers (:24) Futurama Futurama (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park Lifechangers Lifechangers The Steve Wilkos Show Meet, Browns Meet, Browns American Chopper Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch
Whos Harry (:20) True Lies (1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A man lives the (:45) Junior (1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A science experiment (:40) Jingle All the Way (1996) Arnold Schwar- (:15) Big 642 710 Crumb? double life of a spy and a family man. yields the worlds rst pregnant man. zenegger, Sinbad. Larry Crowne (2011, Romance-Comedy) Tom (:45) Shattered Glass (2003, Drama) Hayden Christensen. Journal- Cinema Verite (2011, Docudrama) Diane Lane, Tim Devil (2010, Horror) Chris Messina, Logan 500 600 Hanks, Julia Roberts. ist Stephen Glass fabricates stories. Robbins, James Gandolni. Marshall-Green, Geoffrey Arend. (11:05) Ricochet River H.G. Wells War of the Worlds (2005) C. (:45) The Eclipse (2009, Drama) Ciarn Hinds, (:15) Ten Inch Hero (2007) Elisabeth Harnois. Four friends search for love Powder 600 660 (1998) Douglas Spain. Thomas Howell. Premiere. Aidan Quinn. while working at a sandwich shop. (11:00) CaTrue Legend (2010) Vincent Zhao, David Carradine. Premiere. A bankrupt man becomes a The Cry of the Owl (2009, Suspense) Paddy (:45) Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) (:15) Day of 620 690 pote (2005) patriotic hero of the streets. (Subtitled-English) Considine, Julia Stiles. Rick Schroder. Premiere. Wrath (2006)
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8 p.m. on KPIC NCIS Gibbs (Mark Harmon) and his team investigate a fire abroad a naval vessel and uncover evidence that causes the Navy to beef up security at its facilities all over the world. In Italy, an explosive device is found aboard another Navy ship, and Tony and Ziva (Michael Weatherly, Cote de Pablo) rush to the scene in the new episode Playing With Fire. Joel Gretsch (V) guest stars. 8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX The Biggest Loser Wholl be the lucky winner of Season 13? Find out as all the contestants are reunited to weigh in one last time and show viewers and one another how much theyve lost. One of the eliminated contestants will win the $100,000 at-home prize, while one of the three finalists is awarded the grand prize of $250,000. Alison Sweeney hosts the season finale. 8 p.m. on KSYS, KOAC Jesse Owens: American Experience Produced and directed by Laurens Grant and written and produced by Stanley Nelson the team behind the Emmy-winning American Experience film Freedom Riders this new documentary traces the story of Owens remarkable victories in the face of Nazi racism during the 1936 Berlin Olympics and his struggles to find a place for himself back in a United States that was still wrestling to overcome its own deeply entrenched prejudices. 8 p.m. on CW 90210 Navid (Michael Steger) decides to confront Liam (Matt Lanter) about his relationship with Silver (Jessica Stroup). Annie and Caleb (Shenae Grimes, Robert Hoffman) give in to their feelings. Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) is hired to plan an heiresss wedding and is surprised to learn who the groom is. Austin (Justin Deeley) asks his father (Billy Ray Cyrus) to help Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) with her career in the new episode Tis Pity. 8:31 p.m. on KEZI Cougar Town Finding out that Holly (Briga Heelan) made out with Travis (Dan Byrd) makes it even harder for Jules (Courteney Cox) to accept Holly in her life. Ellie (Christa Miller) objects when Andy (Ian Gomez) wants to run for mayor just so he can lift the towns ban on beach weddings for Jules sake. Bobby (Brian Van Holt) makes some inappropriate comments and fears hes released his inner bigot in the new episode Southern Accents. Busy Philipps also stars. 9 p.m. on KPIC NCIS: Los Angeles When their would-be biological warfare suspect moves to the mainland, Sgt. Danny Williams and Lt. Chin Ho Kelly (Scott Caan, Daniel Dae Kim) join the NCIS team in L.A. to continue their pursuit in the new episode Touch of Death, which concludes the two-part crossover story that began Monday on Hawaii Five-0. Chris ODonnell and LL Cool J also star.
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Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage (:01) Storage (:31) Storage (12:01) Stor23 Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars age Wars Dennis the Menace (1993) Walter Matthau. Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) Kevin James. The 700 Club Prince 40 32 Jumanji (:00) CSI: CSI: Miami Horatio mourns a The Matrix (1999, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. A computer hacker The Matrix (1999) Keanu Reeves, 68 24 Miami murder victim. learns his world is a computer simulation. Laurence Fishburne. Wild Amazon Wild Amazon Yellowstone: Battle for Life Wild Amazon Yellowstone 49 47 Monsters Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Happens Housewives/OC 62 46 Housewives Housewives/NJ 60 Min. 60 Minutes on CNBC Mad Money 60 Minutes on CNBC 60 Minutes on CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 65 Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers 35 35 Piers South Park Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock 30 Rock Work. Seinfeld Seinfeld 90210 Tis Pity (N) The L.A. Complex (N) Cops Til Death Til Death 70s Show 70s Show 12 14 King (:00) Deadli- Deadliest Catch Turf War Deadliest Catch Weak Deadliest Catch The (:01) The Treasure of Deadliest Catch The Treasure of 34 30 est Catch Links exhausted crews dig deep. Osama bin Laden (N) exhausted crews dig deep. bin Laden Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Austin & Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure Austin & A.N.T. Farm Good Luck Shake It Wizards37 21 Charlie Charlie Charlie Ally (2009, Fantasy) Ally Charlie Up! Place E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City E! Special Kardashian Kardashian Chelsea Lat E! News 57 25 E! Special (:00) AuBaseball Tonight (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter 28 31 dibles (N) Audibles (N) SportsNation Baseball Tonight (N) NASCAR NBA NFL Live (N) Nation 27 49 (:00) E:60 The OReilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren Cupcake Wars Cupcake Wars Chopped Chopped (N) Chopped Winging It Chopped 72 50 Chopped Two Men Avatar (2009, Science Fiction) Sam Worthington, Voice of Zoe Saldana. Premiere. Mummy: Dragon Emp. 31 45 How I Met Two Men 8MM (1999) Nicolas Cage. A widow hires a man to (:44) FXM Along Came a Spider (2001, Mystery) Morgan Free- In Bruges (2008) Colin Farrell, 44 identify a teen killed on lm. Presents man, Monica Potter, Michael Wincott. Brendan Gleeson, Ralph Fiennes. Celebs Million White Room Hunters Hunters Intl Celebs Million White Room 50 43 White Room Hunters Intl Hunters Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Swamp People Top Shot (:01) Top Shot (N) Pawn Stars 41 34 Tech It Max Modern History Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girls 87 Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Flashpoint Flashpoint Criminal 15 20 Criminal Dance Moms: Miami Dance Moms: Miami Dance Moms: Miami (N) The Client List Dance 23 29 Wife Swap Wife Swap The Ed Show Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball Chris Matthews Ed Show 54 44 R. Maddow The Last Word Ridiculous. Strangers Pauly D 16 and Pregnant 16 and Pregnant (N) Savage U 16 and Pregnant 26 17 Dance Crew Substitute Amish: Out Amish: Out of Order (N) American Transgender Amish: Out of Order Amish: Out of Order Wild Justice Jurassic 73 SpongeBob SpongeBob My Wife My Wife George George 70s Show 70s Show Friends Friends Friends 71 39 Victorious Bad Girls Movie Best Ink Face Off Best Ink Purrfect Ink Best Ink Purrfect Ink Movie 61 MLB Base- Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Tampa Bay Rays. From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla. Mariners All The Dan Patrick Show MLB Base38 99 ball Postgame (Subject to Blackout) Access ball My Ride NASCAR Race Hub Supercars Supercars Pimp, Ride Pimp, Ride My Ride My Ride Pimp, Ride 58 53 Pimp, Ride My Ride Jail Jail Big Easy Big Easy Big Easy Big Easy Big Easy Big Easy Repo Repo Jail 69 38 Jail Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Dream Machines (N) Fact or Faked Dream 43 40 Ghost Hunt Dream Machines The King of Seinfeld Seinfeld Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan Actress Sofa Vergara. The Ofce 33 10 Queens Theory Theory Theory Theory Theory Theory (N) Mans (:15) The Old Man and the Sea (1958, Adventure) Flipper (1963) Chuck Connors, Luke (:45) Stromboli (1950) Ingrid Bergman. A poor 51 26 Favorite Spencer Tracy, Felipe Pazos. Halpin. (DVS) shermans wife yearns for something better. Medium Medium William & Kate: One Year Worlds Tallest Children Couple Couple William & Kate: One Year Children 42 41 Weddings NBA Basketball Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) Inside the NBA (N) Mayweather Leverage 36 42 NBA Basketball Level Up Adventure King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken 63 33 Adventure Adventure Gumball Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Off Limits (N) Off Limits Mysteries 59 48 Bizarre M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Raymond Divorced Cleveland King King 53 28 M*A*S*H Law & Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special CSI: Crime Scene Investiga- CSI: Crime 45 15 Order: SVU Victims Unit Ridicule Victims Unit Care Victims Unit Rooftop Victims Unit tion Scene NBC Sports Talk (N) Running Paris Marathon. NBC Sports Talk Poker After Dark Darts Paid Prog. 47 422 NHL Live Shannen Says Shannen Says Shannen Says Ghost Whisperer Girl Meets Gown Gown 185 120 Shannen How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Til Death Til Death Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama 14 24 (:15) Big (1988, Fantasy) Tom Hanks, 642 710 Elizabeth Perkins. Date Night (2010) Steve Carell, Tina 500 600 Fey, Mark Wahlberg. (:00) Powder (1995, Drama) Mary 600 660 Steenburgen. Premiere. (:15) Day of Wrath (2006, Suspense) 620 690 Christopher Lambert. True Lies (1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis. A man lives Anger Management (2003, Comedy) Adam Sandler, the double life of a spy and a family man. Jack Nicholson, Marisa Tomei. Larry Crowne (2011) Tom Hanks, Julia Battleship: 24/7 May- Veep Game of Thrones The Ghost Ricky Roberts. First Look weather of Harrenhal Gervais The Borgias Cesare recruits The Big C Nurse Jackie The Borgias Cesare recruits The Big C Nurse Jackie Scream mercenaries. mercenaries. 4 Born Killers (2005) Jake Muxworthy, Brighton Rock (2010, Crime Drama) Sam Riley, Andrea Hotel Rwanda Lauren German. Premiere. Riseborough, Helen Mirren. (2004) Don Cheadle.
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Criminal Minds Deaths with religious Criminal Minds Team works on a The First 48 A man is shot outside The First 48 The shooting death of a The First 48 A mother may have overtones. child abduction case. his home. 28-year-old. accompanied a shooter. Simple Rules Simple Rules Grounded Life Grounded Life 70s Show Remember the Titans (2000, Drama) Denzel Washington, Will Patton. The Pitch The next big campaign for The Matrix (1999, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss. A computer hacker CSI: Miami Rio Horatio and Delko Subway. learns his world is a computer simulation. travel to Brazil. Animal Cops San Francisco Animal Cops San Francisco Animal Cops San Francisco Too Cute! Kitten Dolls Fatal Attractions Swamp Wars Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Closing Bell (N) Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Marijuana: Pot Industry CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003) Scrubs Scrubs Crnk Yankers (:26) Futurama Futurama (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park TBA TBA To Be Announced Roseanne Roseanne Lifechangers Lifechangers The Steve Wilkos Show Meet, Browns Meet, Browns FBI: Criminal Pursuit LA Ink LA Ink American Chopper American Chopper American Guns
Mickey Mouse Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure (2009) Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of So Random! A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Austin & Ally Austin & Ally 21 Clubhouse Voices of Mae Whitman. Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place clairvoyANT E! Special E! Special E! Special E! Special E! Special 57 25 E! News Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) Horn (N) Interruption (N) Numbers Dan Le Batard SportsNation (N) NFL32 (N) (Live) NFL Live (N) SportsNation Strongest Man 27 49 NASCAR Now First Take Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The OReilly Factor (N) Hannity (N) 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Contessa Money Saving Dollar Dinners Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Best Dishes Home Cooking Diners, Drive 72 50 Best Dishes Blade (1998, Horror) Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff, Kris Kristofferson. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) Brendan Fraser. Two/Half Men 31 45 (10:00) Spider-Man 2 Date Movie (2006, Romance-Comedy) Alyson (:37) FXM Meet the Spartans (2008, Comedy) Sean (:37) FXM Date Movie (2006, Romance-Comedy) Alyson (:37) FXM All About 44 Hannigan, Adam Campbell. Presents Maguire, Carmen Electra. Presents Hannigan, Adam Campbell. Presents Steve Hunters Intl Secrets Antonio Kitchen Cous Kitchen Cous Kitchen Cous Kitchen Cous Kitchen Cous Kitchen Cous Kitchen Cous Kitchen Cous Kitchen Cous 50 43 Hunters Modern History Time Machine Everyday History Everyday History Tech It to Max 41 34 Tech It to the Max Emerils Table Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons The Waltons The Portrait The Waltons The Captive Little House 87 Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisp. 15 20 Nopalea with Paid Program George Lopez George Lopez The Bad News Bears (1976) Walter Matthau. Greys Anatomy Yesterday Greys Anatomy How I Met How I Met Wife Swap Wife Swap 23 29 Old Christine Old Christine Greys Anatomy The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) Sweet 16 Blingest Bash 2 Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Parent Control Punkd Punkd Punkd 26 17 Sweet 16 Blingest Bash 2 Border Wars Locked Up Abroad Locked Up Abroad Panama Locked Up Abroad Wild Justice Drugs, Inc. Meth Locked Up 73 Team Umiz. Dora Explorer Dora Explorer SpongeBob T.U.F.F. Puppy Odd Parents The Penguins Big Time Rush Supah Ninjas SpongeBob Kung Fu iCarly 71 39 Mike-Knight Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Fever Pitch 61 The Dan Patrick Show Action Sports World Tour Sports Unlimited Beavers All Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Tampa Bay Rays. From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla. (N 38 99 Access (N) Pregame (Live) Subject to Blackout) (Live) On the Edge Guys Garage Hot Rod TV Gearz NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time (N) Pass Time Dumbest Stuff Dumbest Stuff Car Warriors 58 53 Monster Jam CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn Auction Auction Auction 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn Urban Urban Urban Urban Urban Urban Urban Urban Urban Urban Urban Total Blackout 43 40 Urban Yes, Dear Yes, Dear American Dad My Name Is EverybodyEverybodyEverybodyEverybodyFriends Friends Friends Friends The King of 33 10 Engagement ring. Earl Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens (10:45) The I Bury the Living (1958, Mystery) Richard Boone, My Fair Lady (1964, Musical) Audrey Hepburn, Rex Harrison, Stanley Holloway. Professor Henry Higgins Sullivans Travels (1941, Comedy) Joel 51 26 Vintage Theodore Bikel, Peggy Maurer. bets he can rene cockney Eliza Doolittle. McCrea, Veronica Lake, Robert Warwick. A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Babys First Undercover Boss: Abroad Undercover Boss: Abroad Undercover Boss: Abroad Boss: Abroad 42 41 What Not to Wear Tenessa Las Vegas The Lie Is Cast Leverage The Closer Help Wanted NBA Basketball Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) 36 42 Las Vegas Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Johnny Test Johnny Test Regular Show MAD 63 33 Looney Tunes Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Food Wars Food Wars Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food 59 48 Tastiest M*A*S*H Gunsmoke Gunsmoke Death Train Bonanza Bonanza Spanish Grant Bonanza Blood on the Land M*A*S*H 53 28 M*A*S*H (10:00) The Devils AdvoHouse Deception A gambler colHouse A journalist who suddenly House Body & Soul A boy who has NCIS Stakeout Ducky keeps a secret NCIS The murder of arms dealer La NCIS In the 45 15 cate (1997) lapses in front of House. collapses. trouble breathing. from the team. Grenouille. Zone Kentucky Derby Classics Kentucky Derby Draw (N) Sports Talk NHL Live NHL Hockey Conference Seminal: Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) 47 422 Running Paris Marathon. Joan & Melissa: Joan Ghost Whisperer Charmed Charmed Movie 185 120 Joan & Melissa: Joan Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock 30 Rock MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Cincinnati Reds. (N) (Live) 14 (11:20) Godzilla (1998, Science Fiction) Matthew (:40) Easy Money (1983, Comedy) Rodney Dangereld. A slob must (:20) Eat Pray Love (2010, Drama) Julia Roberts. A divorcee embarks (:45) First Knight (1995) 642 710 Broderick, Jean Reno. give up his vices to gain an inheritance. on a global quest to change her life. Sean Connery. (10:30) Water The Phantom of the Opera (2004) Gerard Butler, Emmy Rossum, Patrick Wilson. A In & Out (1997) Kevin Kline. A prim teachers Robin Hood (2010) Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett. Robin and his men 500 600 for Elephants masked gure becomes jealous of a singers romance. sexuality is questioned. battle the Sheriff of Nottingham. (:05) The Big Day (1999, Comedy) Julianna (:45) The Golden Bowl (2000, Drama) Uma Thurman, Jeremy Northam. Premiere. Fair Game (2010, Drama) Naomi Watts, Sean Penn. Valerie Plame is The Kings 600 660 Margulies, Ivan Sergi. Premiere. Secrets surround a billionaires daughter and her ance. revealed as a CIA agent. Speech (11:30) T.N.T. (1998, Action) Forged (2010, Drama) Manny Perez, Jaime Tirelli, (:25) The Joy Luck Club (1993) Rosalind Chao. Chinese-American (:45) Skateland (2010) Ashley Greene. Premiere. A manager of a 620 690 Olivier Gruner. Kevin Breznahan. Premiere. women learn from their mothers. skating rink views his life differently.
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8 p.m. on KEZI The Middle Sue (Eden Sher) finds a kindred spirit in her school guidance counselor, Jane Marsh (Whoopi Goldberg), who inspires her to reinvent herself. Frankie (Patricia Heaton) is ecstatic when she and Mike (Neil Flynn) buy a much-needed new bed but is gobsmacked when he insists on assembling it himself. Brick (Atticus Shaffer) attempts to call the president to outlaw the Presidential Fitness Challenge in the new episode The Guidance Counselor. 8:30 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Best Friends Forever Jessica (Jessica St. Clair) volunteers to plan an open house for Lennons (Lennon Parham) new dance studio, but shes forced to share the job when Lennons former dance partner, Ken (Adam Campbell), now a well-known choreographer, arrives in town. Joe (Luka Jones) suspects Ken and Lennon were partners in more ways than one in the new episode Hey Nonny Nonny. 8:30 p.m. on KEZI Suburgatory George and Eden (Jeremy Sisto, Alicia Silverstone) are getting serious about each other, so George decides its time to introduce her to Tessa (Jane Levy) and make a deal with Noah (Alan Tudyk) about boundaries in the relationship. Eden, however, is less than thrilled to have other people meddling in the couples business in the new episode Hear No Evil. 9 p.m. on KEZI Modern Family Phil (Ty Burrell) flirts with trouble when he buys a new car for the family without consulting Claire (Julie Bowen). Jay (Ed ONeill) goes to great lengths to get to his high-school reunion. Mitch and Cam (Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet) try to console Lily (Aubrey Anderson-Emmons) after she leaves a beloved toy on the train. Sofia Vergara and Rico Rodriguez also star in the new episode Plains, Trains and Cars. 9 p.m. on CW Americas Next Top Model Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, Im gonna go wear worms ... . In this new episode, the six remaining contestants travel to Macau, where they take part in a photo shoot wearing silk gowns while silkworms crawl on them. First, though, they consult an astrologer and are challenged to use clothes and cosmetics to re-create their auras. Barney Cheng is the guest judge. 9:31 p.m. on KEZI Dont Trust the B in Apartment 23 June (Dreama Walker) is upset when a wedding invitation arrives addressed to her and her ex, so Chloe (Krysten Ritter) tries to show her how to be more confident. Unfortunately and we know youll find this hard to believe the lessons work a little too well. Kevin Sorbo (Hercules: The Legendary Journeys) makes a cameo appearance in the new episode The Wedding.
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Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Dog Bounty Dog Bounty Duck DyDuck (:01) Duck (:31) Duck (12:01) Stor23 Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Hunter Hunter nasty (N) Dynasty Dynasty Dynasty age Wars Remember the Titans (2000, Drama) Denzel Washington. The 700 Club Prince 40 32 (:00) Glory Road (2006) Josh Lucas. (:00) CSI: CSI: Miami Death Pool 100 The Matrix Reloaded (2003, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie- The Matrix Reloaded (2003) Keanu 68 24 Miami Anne Moss. Freedom ghters revolt against machines. Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. Tanked Good Karma Tanked Serenity Now River Monsters River Monsters Tanked Serenity Now Monsters 49 47 Tribal Million Dollar Listing Housewives/OC Interior Therapy Million Dollar Listing Happens Interior Therapy 62 46 Million Greed American Greed (N) Mad Money American Greed American Greed Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 65 Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers 35 35 Piers South Park South Park South Park South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock 30 Rock Chappelles Key Seinfeld Seinfeld The L.A. Complex Americas Next Model Cops Til Death Til Death 70s Show 70s Show 12 14 King (:00) Ameri- American Guns American Guns American Guns (N) Auction Auction American Guns Auction 34 30 can Guns Kings (N) Kings (N) Kings Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Austin & Jessie A.N.T. Farm Austin & A.N.T. Farm Good Luck Shake It Wizards37 21 Charlie Charlie Charlie Up! Ally Ally Charlie Up! Place E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City E! Special The Soup E! Special Chelsea Lat E! News 57 25 E! Special MLB Base- Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) MLB Base28 31 ball ball Baseball Tonight (N) NFL Live E:60 SportCtr 27 49 Strong Man Strong Man Strong Man SportsNation The OReilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Chopped All-Stars Restaurant 72 50 Diners Two Men Two Men Avatar (2009, Science Fiction) Sam Worthington, Voice of Zoe Saldana. Hellboy-Army 31 45 Two Men (:00) All About Steve (2009, Romance- All About Steve (2009, Romance-Comedy) Sandra Bullock, Meet the Spartans (2008) Sean (:37) FXM Hot Shots! 44 Comedy) Sandra Bullock. Thomas Haden Church. Maguire, Carmen Electra. Presents Hunters Intl Hunters Income Kitchen Property Brothers Hunters Hunters Intl Property Brothers Property 50 43 Kitchen Restoration Restoration Sold! Sold! (N) Restoration Restoration (:01) The Universe Restoration 41 34 Tech It Max Modern History Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girls 87 Cold Case Static Cold Case The Key Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Without 15 20 Whisperer Cold Case Wife Swap Wife Swap Wife Swap Wife Swap Wife Swap 23 29 Wife Swap Wife Swap The Ed Show Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball Chris Matthews Ed Show 54 44 R. Maddow The Last Word Substitute Ridiculous. 16 and Pregnant Americas Best Dance Americas Best Dance Americas Best Dance Hip-Hop 26 17 Punkd Locked Up Locked Up Abroad (N) Locked Up Abroad Locked Up Abroad Drugs, Inc. Meth Wild Justice Osama 73 SpongeBob SpongeBob My Wife My Wife George George 70s Show 70s Show Friends Friends Friends 71 39 Victorious (:00) Fever Pitch (2005) Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club: Flow Fever Pitch (2005) 61 MLB Base- Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Tampa Bay Rays. From Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Fla. Boys in the The Dan Patrick Show MLS Soccer 38 99 ball Postgame (Subject to Blackout) Hall Stuntbust. Stuntbust. NASCAR Race Hub Dumbest Dumbest Car Warriors Nova Stuntbust. Stuntbust. Pimp, Ride 58 53 Warriors Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Am Digger Am Digger Am Digger Am Digger Auction 69 38 Auction Ghost Hunters Ghost Hunters Ghost Hunters (N) Total Blackout (N) Ghost Hunters Total 43 40 Total The King of Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Conan Seth Rogen; Kid Cudi; The Ofce 33 10 Queens Theory Theory Daryl Hall. (N) (:45) The Palm Beach Story (1942, Comedy) The More the Merrier (1943, Comedy) Jean Arthur, The Richest Girl in the World Woman 51 26 Claudette Colbert, Joel McCrea. Joel McCrea, Charles Coburn. (1934, Comedy) Miriam Hopkins. Chases Addiction Addiction Gypsy Wedding Toddlers & Tiaras Toddlers & Tiaras (N) Toddlers & Tiaras Toddler 42 41 Boss Inside the NBA (N) Mayweather Leverage CSI: NY Consequences 36 42 NBA Basketball Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) Adventure Johnny T NinjaGo Level Up King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken 63 33 Gumball Secrets Secrets Man v Food Man v Food Bggg Bttls Bggg Bttls Man, Food Man, Food Man v Food 59 48 Man, Food Extreme RVs M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Cleveland Divorced King King King 53 28 M*A*S*H (:00) NCIS NCIS Recoil Zivas cover may NCIS Jimmy Palmer is targeted NCIS Judgment Day The team NCIS The team hunts for a Fairly Legal Kate mediates at NCIS 45 15 be blown. by a killer. hunts a killer. killer. a private school. Stakeout NHL Live Sports Talk Poker After Dark Darts Paid Prog. 47 422 NHL Hockey Conference Seminal: Teams TBA. (Live) Movie Ghost Whisperer Secret Lives of Women Secret 185 120 (5:00) Movie Baseball WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Til Death Til Death Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama 14 24 (5:45) First Knight (1995) Sean 642 710 Connery, Richard Gere. Robin Water for Elephants 500 600 Hood spoon, Robert Pattinson. (:00) The Kings Speech (2010) 600 660 Colin Firth. Son of Morning (2011) Joseph Cross. 620 690 Premiere. The Frighteners (1996, Suspense) Michael J. Fox, Trini (9:50) Godzilla (1998, Science Fiction) Matthew Broder- (12:10) Alvarado, Peter Dobson. ick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo. Scream (2011, Drama) Reese WitherVeep Girls Game of Thrones The Ghost Real Time With Bill Maher (12:15) Win of Harrenhal Win Air Force One (1997) Harrison Ford. A terrorist and his (:05) The Family Tree (2010) Dermot (:45) Last Night (2010, gang hijack the U.S. presidents plane. Mulroney, Hope Davis. Premiere. Drama) Keira Knightley. The Switch (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Aniston, The Long Weekend (2005) Chris Klein. (:35) King of CaliforJason Bateman. Premiere. nia (2007, Drama)
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Bubba Ho-Tep (2002) Bruce Campbell, Ossie Davis. Nursing-home residents claim to be Elvis and JFK. The Doctors The Dr. Oz Show WordGirl Arthur Twins; (DVS) music videos. Judge Joe Judge Joe Brown Brown Law & Order: Criminal Intent On Fire Kids Time Engage Praise According to 30 Rock Sun Jim Tea The Doctors Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot Arthur Twins; music videos. Wild Kratts (EI) Judge Judy Access Hollywood (N) The Carter Report WordGirl (DVS) Judge Judy TMZ (N)
Judge Alex (N) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Frame Body & Spirit Journeys n Tiny Tots for Kids Time Dick Nunez. Journals Jesus The 700 Club New Adv./Old How I Met Your Friends Frasier Dial M 11 Christine Mother for Martin The Nate Berkus Show (N) Days of our Lives (N) Swift Justice: Swift Justice: Jackie Glass Jackie Glass Simply Painting Taste This! Charlie Rose (N) Barney & Thomas & 7 Europe Friends Friends
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3ABN Today Live Friends Scrubs My Fallen The Ofce 30 Rock King of the Hill Idol Cleveland The Ellen DeGeneres Show Bill KMTR NewsNews NBC Nightly Clinton; Beth Stern. (N) Source at 5pm News (N) WordGirl Wild Kratts The Electric Fetch! With Ruff J. Birds Blue (DVS) (EI) Company Ruffman World The First 48 Princess Drs CSI: Miami
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CSI: Miami Investigation into a Criminal Minds Killer targets an Criminal Minds Haunted Murders The First 48 A young father is found The First 48 A man is murdered in a The First 48 One Heart The detec23 students death. emergency room doctor. at a pharmacy. dead in his car. trailer park. tives use unusual tactics. 8 Rules Grounded Life Grounded Life 70s Show 70s Show Coyote Ugly (2000) Piper Perabo, Adam Garcia. 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules (11:00) The Matrix (1999) Keanu Reeves. A computer hacker The Matrix Reloaded (2003, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss. Freedom CSI: Miami Natalias abusive ex24 learns his world is a computer simulation. ghters revolt against machines. husband stalks her. Animal Cops Houston Animal Cops Houston Too Cute! Fatal Attractions Swamp Wars 47 Animal Cops Houston The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Matchmaker 46 Matchmaker Closing Bell (N) Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Mexicos Drug War The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) 35 CNN Newsroom (N) Scrubs Scrubs Crnk Yankers (:26) Futurama Futurama (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park 98 Hot Rod (2007) Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone. TBA TBA TBA Roseanne Roseanne Lifechangers Lifechangers The Steve Wilkos Show Meet, Browns Meet, Browns 14 TBA FBI: Criminal Pursuit LA Ink LA Ink American Chopper American Chopper American Chopper 30 21 25 31 49 27 50 45
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NASCAR Now First Take Numbers Dan Le Batard SportsNation (N) NFL32 (N) (Live) NFL Live (N) Strongest Man Strongest Man Strongest Man Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The OReilly Factor (N) Hannity (N) Best Dishes Contessa Sandra Lee Dollar Dinners Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Best Dishes Home Cooking Chopped (10:00) Blade Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) Ron Perlman, Selma Blair. Daredevil (2003) Ben Afeck, Jennifer Garner. A blind attorney ghts crime at night. How I Met Break Up (1998, Suspense) Kiefer Sutherland. Accused of killing her Slumdog Millionaire (2008) Dev Patel. A young man from the (:15) FXM He Got Game (1998) Denzel Washington, Ray Allen. A high-school abusive husband, a deaf woman ees. slums becomes a game-show contestant. Presents basketball star faces his estranged father. Hunters Hunters Intl Novogratz High Low Proj. Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Tech It to the Max Modern History Time Machine Everyday History Everyday History Tech It to Max Emerils Table Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons The Illusion The Waltons The Beau The Waltons Day of Infamy Little House Paid Program Paid Program Assassins (1995, Action) Sylvester Stallone, Antonio Banderas, Julianne Moore. Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisp. Wife Swap Wife Swap Wife Swap Wife Swap Wife Swap Wife Swap Wife Swap Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow Punkd Punkd Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Fantasy Fact. Ridiculous. Money Strang. How High (2001, Comedy) Method Man, Redman. Dance Crew Border Wars The Decrypters The Great American Manhunt Light the Ocean Wild Justice Felony Friday The Decrypters (N) J. Cameron Mike-Knight Team Umiz. Dora Explorer Dora Explorer SpongeBob T.U.F.F. Puppy Odd Parents The Penguins Big Time Rush Supah Ninjas SpongeBob Kung Fu iCarly Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Top Model (10:00) MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners Post- The Dan Patrick Show (N) Beavers All MLS Soccer Los Angeles Galaxy at Seattle Sounders FC. From CenturyLink Field Boxing Top Rank Boxing: Frankie Leal vs. Roberto MarMariners at Tampa Bay Rays. game (Live) Access in Seattle. (Subject to Blackout) roquin. From Thackerville, Okla. NASCAR Racing On the Edge Chop-Rebuild Hot Rod TV Gearz NASCAR Race Hub (N) Pass Time Pass Time Dangerous Drives Wrecked CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Sanctuary Sanctuary Awakening Sanctuary Normandy Sanctuary Carentan Sanctuary Out of the Blue Sanctuary Into the Black Alien Resurrection Yes, Dear Yes, Dear American Dad My Name Is EverybodyEverybodyEverybodyEverybodyFriends Friends Friends Friends The King of Earl Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens (11:00) The Power and the The Mighty McGurk (1947, Comedy-Drama) The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm (1962, Fantasy) Laurence Harvey. A In Cold Blood (1967, Docudrama) Robert Prize (1956) Wallace Beery, Dean Stockwell. ctionalized biography of the famous storytellers. (DVS) Blake, Scott Wilson. What Not to Wear Becky A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Babys First Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up Cellblock 6 Las Vegas Whale of a Time Las Vegas Leverage The Big Bang Job The Closer In Custody Law & Order Haven NBA Basketball Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Johnny Test Level Up Regular Show MAD Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Food Wars Food Wars Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Gunsmoke Death Train Gunsmoke Rope Fever Bonanza Blood on the Land Bonanza Desert Justice Bonanza The Stranger (:13) M*A*S*H Burn Notice Scatter Point Michael Burn Notice Michael tries to catch an Burn Notice Rough Seas Modern Burn Notice Michael is hired for an NCIS Judgment Day The team hunts NCIS Judgment Day The team hunts NCIS Last Man joins a crime ring. embezzler. pirates. assassination. a killer. for a killer. Standing FLW Outdoors Kentucky Derby Classics Kentucky Derby Access (N) Sports Talk NHL Live NHL Hockey Conference Seminal: Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Mary Mary Mary Mary Ghost Whisperer Charmed Charmed Mary Mary Mary Mary Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock 30 Rock Amer. Funniest Home Videos How I Met How I Met How I Met (:35) The Secret of My Success (1987) Michael J. Fox. An ambi- Nine Months (1995, Comedy) Hugh Grant, (:15) Dragontious youth climbs Manhattans corporate ladder. Julianne Moore, Tom Arnold. heart Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010) Zachary Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (:45) Bruce Almighty Gordon, Robert Capron. (2011, Comedy) Zachary Gordon. (2003) Jim Carrey. The Oxford Murders (2008) Elijah Wood. A squabbling student and Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work (2010, Ceremony professor join forces as detectives. Documentary) Just Write (1998) Sherilyn Fenn, Jeremy Piven, (:15) Firelight (1997) Sophie Marceau. A woman becomes the Bob Funk Alex Rocco. Premiere. governess of the child she gave up.
(11:10) Fan- (:45) The Quick and the Dead (1995) Sharon Stone. A female 642 710 dango gunslinger enters a deadly quick-draw competition. Green Lantern (2011) Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively. A test pilot joins a Floyd May500 600 band of intergalactic warriors. weather (10:30) Dead Roommates (1995) Peter Falk. Premiere. A cantankerous nonagenarian 600 660 Again moves into his grandsons home. (11:15) War Eagle, Arkansas Thanks (2011) Paul Dooley. Siblings return home to 620 690 (2008) Luke Grimes. spend Thanksgiving with their dad.
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8 p.m. on KPIC The Big Bang Theory NASA reschedules Howards (Simon Helberg) mission, which threatens to scuttle his wedding plans with Bernadette (Melissa Rauch). As if breaking that news to her werent stressful enough, he also has to face her father (Casey Sander, Las Vegas). Leonard (Johnny Galecki) drops his own bombshell on Penny (Kaley Cuoco) in the bedroom in the new episode The Launch Acceleration. Jim Parsons also stars. 8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Community The death of a classmate has Britta (Gillian Jacobs) calling on what shes learned in her psychology class to play grief counselor for the study group, while Chang (Ken Jeong) sees an opportunity to gain more policing authority when the memorial service gets unruly. Joel McHale also stars in the new episode Course Listing Unavailable. 9 p.m. on KPIC Person of Interest Finch (Michael Emerson) gives Reese (Jim Caviezel) the day off when he realizes the Machines latest number could bring back some painful memories for him. It happens to be Reeses birthday, so Finch hopes hell just accept the free time as a gift and not question it. Taraji P. Henson also stars in the new episode Many Happy Returns. 9 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX The Office After a drunken Robert (James Spader) shuts down a nearby Dunder Mifflin branch, Jim and Dwight (John Krasinski, Rainn Wilson) team up to outsmart a salesman from Scrantons sister city. Andy (Ed Helms) attempts to jump-start his comeback in the new episode Turf War. 9 p.m. on CW The Secret Circle On prom night, Adam (Thomas Dekker) uncloaks a crystal thats hidden in the school, and Blackwell (Joe Lando) urges Cassie (Britt Robertson) to locate it with her dark magic, which leads her to a dangerous revelation. Faye (Phoebe Tonkin) invites Jake (Chris Zylka) to the dance. Dawn (Natasha Henstridge) tries to stop Blackwell, who has cast a deadly spell on Charles (Gale Harold), in the new episode Prom. 9:30 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Parks and Recreation The death of a prominent citizen catches Leslie (Amy Poehler) off guard as she spends the final day of her campaign on a bus tour. Andy (Chris Pratt) investigates a possible security threat. Chris (Rob Lowe) finds a remedy for his depression. Rashida Jones and Nick Offerman also star in the new episode Bus Tour. 10 p.m. on KPIC The Mentalist The title of this new episode So Long, and Thanks for All the Red Snapper will bring a smile to fans of author Douglas Adams work. The murder of a surfer brings Lisbon (Robin Tunney) back into the orbit of her former fiance (Greg Tayback), whom she hasnt seen in 10 years. Cho (Tim Kang) is having second thoughts about getting into a relationship with Summer (Samaire Armstrong). Simon Baker and Amanda Righetti also star.
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Person of Interest Finch gives The Mentalist A surfer is Reese the day off. murdered. (N) American Gigolo (1980) Richard Gere. A Beverly Hills escort is framed for murder. The Ofce Parks and Awake Hannah faces a tough Turf War Recreation situation. (N) Lark Rise to Candleford Californias The WinePoetry competition. Green makers Greys Anatomy Let the Bad (:01) Scandal Amanda Tanner Times Roll (N) goes missing. (N) Without a Trace Shadows Without a Trace Husband vanishes after a quarrel. Gospel Better Life Variety Time Out Outreach Today Touch Martin helps a woman Fox News at Two and a nd her family. 10 (N) Half Men The Ofce Parks and Awake Hannah faces a tough Turf War Recreation situation. (N) Doc Martin Ever After The Return of Sherlock Holmes
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come since the White Stripes first sizzled ears in 1999. The sound here is richer and more layered, with piano or keyboard on every track and even some fiddles and clarinet. White harmonizes with himself and stretches his voice to ever higher octaves, at times evoking Robert Plant. He explores various genres and musical stylings, but sticks to familiar themes of betrayal, love and loneliness. Love Interruption, though musically gentle, stabs with its lyrics. I want love to grab my fingers gently, slam them in a
Jack White mixes his musical history on solo debut

SANDY COHEN AP Entertainment Writer
ack Whites first solo CD reflects the many musical efforts that preceded it: Theres the snarly electric guitar he first introduced with the stripped-down White Stripes, the country sound he cultivated in his current hometown in Nashville and in his work with the legendary Loretta Lynn, and the rock energy he whipped up with the Raconteurs and the Dead Weather. Blunderbuss shows how far the 36-year-old musiciansinger-songwriter-producer has
Jack White, Blunderbuss (Third Man Records) doorway and put my face into the ground, White sings atop backup singer Ruby Amanfus
haunting voice. I want love to murder my own mother and take her off to somewhere like hell or up above. A cappella, they sing: I want love to walk right up and bite me, grab a hold of me and fight me, leave me on the ground. White split from modelmusician Karen Elson, with whom he has two children, last summer. Still, Elson sings backup on several Blunderbuss tracks (and White produced and released her debut album last year). Whites not all blue. The bouncy Hip (Eponymous)
Poor Boy features happy piano and mandolin, while On and On and On is an ethereal musing on lifes direction. Blunderbuss isnt hard rock, but the blues-infused evolution of its author. CHECK THIS TRACK OUT: The only song White didnt write on Blunderbuss, Im Shakin, may be its most ear-catching and toe-tapping. If you arent snapping your fingers and bobbing your head to the groovy, retro, honkytonk sound of this Rudy Toombs blues jam, you better see a doctor.
Busy Signal steps out with Reggae Music Again album

BIANCA ROACH Associated Press
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Busy Signal, Reggae Music Again (VP Records)
usy Signal shines in a new light on Reggae Music Again, showing a stark contrast to his reputation as a hardcore dancehall DJ. Paying homage to his roots, the Jamaican artist cleverly changes his style, showing growth and versatility over 14 tracks on this multi-layered album. Recorded in Kingstons Tuff
Gong studios and produced by Shane Brown and his legendary father Errol Brown, the album presents a collection of songs filled with love, hope and liberation. From dancehall to reggae and lovers rock, Busy Signal feeds his listeners a different energy, singing with confidence and meaningful lyrics that fans can relate to. The upbeat opener Run Weh is a passionate commentary on social issues such as
skin bleaching, and on title track Reggae Music Again, he remembers the good old Jamaica. Over a refreshing modern beat he sings: Remember when, way back then, positivity was the message we send, no man no pretend, from the root to the stem, it used to be Jamaica, no problem. Ladies will find delight in tracks Come Over, with its catchy lyrics sung over a delicate hint of Auto-Tune, and Royal Night both perfect
examples of signature lovers rock grooves. The old-school vibe of 119, featuring Anthony Red Rose and Joe Lickshot, and the brassy Fireball are sure to be enjoyed for a long time to come, pleasing roots fans proud of their music heritage. This record proves Busy Signal has found his niche without straying too far from his comfort zone, and he has executed with ease the ability to blend contemporary with traditional.
Marty Stuart, band dazzle on latest album

STEVEN WINE Associated Press
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Marty Stuart & His Fabulous Superlatives, Nashville Vol. 1: Tear the Woodpile Down (Sugar Hill) STEVEN WINE Associated Press
erforming traditional country with roots in the 1960s and 1970s, Marty Stuart & His Fabulous Superlatives make for a Fab Four. On Nashville Vol. 1: Tear the Woodpile Down, Stuart sings about topics typical to
the genre loneliness, shattered dreams, heartache, trucking and fratricide. But the musical execution is the kind that makes jaws drop, whether the tunes a slow waltz or frenetic instrumental. The title cut that opens the set is a showcase of licketysplit picking, and Hollywood Boogie likewise features the
sort of guitar playing that take years to learn, condensed into a 90-second sprint. Also exhilarating is the unplugged Truck Drivers Blues, driven by Stuarts mandolin, while ringing pedal steel guitar and airtight harmony vocals make Going, Going, Gone memorable. The 10-tune set is over in
only 32 minutes, but many listeners will likely hit the repeat button. CHECK THIS TRACK OUT: The band dials down the flashy playing on The Lonely Kind, which instead benefits from a lovely melody and a sparse arrangement, where even the tap of a tambourine hits hard.
Todd Snider gets too loose on homage album to Walker
his labor of love needed more work. Todd Snider released a fine new album of original material just last month, and on Time As We Know It, he pays homage to a singer he has admired since his teens, Jerry
Jeff Walker. Both artists are known for their casual approach to the recording process, but this is a slapdash, ramshackle effort, with arrangements so loose they risk unraveling. The instrumental solos meander, several songs go on too long and Snider doesnt even bother
with a retake when he flubs a line on Walkers best-known composition, Mr. Bojangles. Not that these are performances are without their charm. This is the music of a roguish, hippy-dippy smart aleck who cant seem to match his socks but cuts through the bull better than anyone else in the room
meaning the material suits Snider. He sings Walkers songs as if they were his own, with a twinkle in his ragged tenor. Even the titles (for example, Continuing Saga of the Classic Bummer Or Is This My One Way Bus Ticket to Cleveland) sound like something Snider would write, and
he occasionally updates a line, such as with his reference to Fat Tire beer. The ballad Hill Country Rain makes a convincing case for carefree wanderlust, and the beer-fueled Pissin In The Wind is fun party music. But the album closer is a real clunker.

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