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The Fairly OddParents

“Chin Up”

(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)


#106

Written By:
Steve Marmel

First Draft:
4/11/00
Revised:
4/17/00
Final Draft:
4/27/00

Nickelodeon Animation Studios


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FADE IN:

EXT. - DIMMSDALE CONVENTION CENTER - MORNING

Push in on a long LINE OF KIDS in various costume. They are waiting to


get into some sort of event.

CLOSER ON TIMMY

He holds a COMIC BOOK.

TIMMY
Oh boy! The Comic Book, Fantasy and Reality
avoidance expo! Where people who like this
stuff can get together and prove they’re not
geeks!

WIDEN TO REVEAL CHESTER wearing Conan the Barbarian type


clothing and AJ dressed in an outlandish alien COSTUME.

CHESTER
Verily!

AJ
Affirmative, Timmy.

Timmy holds his comic up.

TIMMY
And this year, I’m gonna get my comic signed
by the Crimson Chin! He’s the greatest super
hero ever!

CHESTER
I’m here for the costume contest.

AJ
There’s a costume contest?

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. - DIMMSDALE CONVENTION CENTER - MOMENTS LATER

This is a typical geek-fest: COMIC BOOK FANS in costume, VENDING


BOOTHS and a whole lot of acne. Timmy waits eagerly at the foot of a
STAGE near a “meet the Crimson Chin” sign.

TIMMY
Cool! The Crimson Chin! I wish Cosmo and
Wanda could be here to see this!
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WIDEN TO REVEAL COSMO AND WANDA floating right next to him! In
broad daylight! What the poof?

COSMO
Hi Timmy!

TIMMY
Hi Cosmo! Hi Wanda! (beat)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Timmy tries to hide them behind his 10 year old frame.

TIMMY
You know the rules! If anybody finds you, I
never get to see you again!

COSMO
Relax! We’re here every year!

WANDA
Everybody’s in costume! Nobody ever knows
we’re real!

CUT TO:

EXT. - DIMMSDALE CONVENTION CENTER - SAME TIME

MR. CROCKER stands on a SOAP BOX in front of a BANNER reading


“Fairies Are Real.”

MR. CROCKER
Fairies are real! Real I tell you!

He starts to step off the box. TWO COPS ZIP into frame, brandishing
NIGHT STICKS.

COP ONE
Fifty yards, crackpot. You know the drill.

Crocker nervously steps back on his soap box.

MR. CROCKER
Well, they are...

CUT TO:

INT. - DIMMSDALE CONVENTION CENTER - SAME TIME

BACK ON COSMO, WANDA AND TIMMY

WANDA
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As long as everybody thinks we’re big headed
kids in costumes, we haven’t broken the rules!

A WOMAN, dressed as a COMPOST-COVERED WOOD NYMPH walks by.


She looks at Cosmo.

WOOD NYMPH
Nice wings, big headed kid.

COSMO
Thanks! Great use of mulch!

She walks past.

COSMO
See?

Cosmo and Wanda high five.

TIMMY
Are there other Fairies here?

WANDA
Sure! Look...

ANGLE ON: JORGEN VON STRANGLE

Jorgen stands at a COMIC DEALER’s BOOTH.

COSMO (O.S.)
It’s Jorgen Von Strangle! The toughest fairy in
the universe!

JORGEN
Do you have Pretty Pony #2 and 3?

COMIC DEALER
No?

Jorgen brandishes his MIGHTY LASER WAND at the dealer’s chest.

JORGEN
Draw them.

COMIC DEALER
I can’t draw.

JORGEN
Learn!!!

The dealer starts scribbling furiously.

BACK ON COSMO, WANDA AND TIMMY


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Chester and AJ walk into scene as the lights dim.

TIMMY
He’s here! He’s here!

ANNOUNCER
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your
favorite super hero and mine - THE CRIMSON
CHIN!

The SPOTLIGHT hits the stage, revealing the CRIMSON CHIN! But then
his hairy gut pops out of his suit and we see that he’s merely a bad
actor with a fake chin. The crowd laughs.

WANDA
Wow. The Crimson Chin really let himself go.

AJ pulls out a BODY-FAT MEASURER and pinches one of the Chin’s LOVE
HANDLES.

AJ
Everybody knows REAL superheroes have five
percent body fat! This guy’s at 102!

CHESTER
They should call him the Crimson Double Chin.

Everybody laughs at Chester’s joke. Timmy storms off frame,


disappointed. Cosmo and Wanda follow.

TIMMY
I can already feel this scarring me for life.

ACTOR PLAYING CHIN


(looking at Timmy)
You?

DISSOLVE TO:

ANOTHER PART OF THE EXPO

Cosmo and Wanda try to comfort Timmy.

TIMMY
That Crimson Chin stinks!

COSMO
Looks like he eats too!

TIMMY
I wish the real Crimson Chin were here!

COSMO
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Hey, we can do that! One hero...

WANDA
...with everything on it!

Wanda hits the comic book cover with her wand and the Chin
materializes in front of Timmy!

TIMMY
Cool! It’s the real Crimson Chin!

CRIMSON CHIN
...In the name of all that is right, I...
(disoriented) ...what? Huh?

The Chin spins his head, knocking over a bunch of tables.

CRIMSON CHIN
Where am I?

TIMMY
You’re in Dimmsdale! And I’m Timmy! I’m
your biggest fan!

CRIMSON CHIN
I was just in an heroic battle of Good vs. Evil
when I suddenly appeared... Great Jaws of
Justice!

CHIN’S POINT OF VIEW:

The Chin scans the convention, mistaking the Sci-Fi fans for actual
villains.

He spots A WOMAN, dressed in a combination Elvira / Susie Home


Maker costume, holding a glowing red SPATULA.

CRIMSON CHIN (O.S.)


Spatula Woman!

The Chin sweeps Timmy behind him.

He sees A PIMPLE-FACED KID, dressed like a country bumpkin, holding


a PIG over his head.

CRIMSON CHIN (O.S.)


Country Boy! With one of his deadly exploding
pig grenades!

The pig squeals.

We PAN OVER TO SEE A MAN DRESSED LIKE THE BRONZE KNEE CAP.
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CRIMSON CHIN (V.O.)
And my arch nemesis! The Bronze Knee Cap!

BACK ON THE CHIN AND TIMMY.

CRIMSON CHIN
Clearly, I’ve stumbled into some sort of
massive, super villain team-up!

WANDA
He thinks they’re actual bad guys!

COSMO
And with his powers, he’s gonna rip through
them like tissue! Neat!

The Chin hurls himself at the “Villains.”

CRIMSON CHIN
EAT CHIN, FELONS!

TIMMY
No! I wish his powers didn’t work!

Cosmo and Wanda raise their wands and POOF! The Chin’s powers
vanish and he slams into the ground. Another KID, dressed like a
Japanese MANGA CHARACTER, walks up.

MANGA KID
Cool wands! Where’d you get ‘em?

COSMO AND WANDA


Uh... Internet.

Several KIDS near the Crimson Chin, including AJ, laugh. AJ checks his
body fat.

AJ
5.01 percent. Poser.

AJ walks O.S.

CRIMSON CHIN
My powers... gone! There must be some
Chintonite in this facility.

The Crimson Chin looks up at Timmy, who still holds his comic book.
The Chin sees himself on the cover, stands up and starts flipping
through the pages. We see panel after panel of the Crimson Chin’s life
in the book.

CRIMSON CHIN
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Holy Hygienist! This periodical... it reveals my
secret identity...

TIMMY
Yeah! Charles Hampton Indigo! Lantern-jawed
reporter for the Daily Blabbity!

CRIMSON CHIN
Quiet! ...and the location of the Chin Strap of
solitude...

TIMMY
Yeah! Just outside of Chincinatti!

CRIMSON CHIN
Stop that! And my dimple size! That’s... so
personal! But... but how?

TIMMY
Well... You’re a made up character in my
world.

CRIMSON CHIN
I don’t understand.

TIMMY
Did you have an imaginary friend when you
were a kid?

CRIMSON CHIN
Sure! Eddie, the furry gerbil! He was always
so cute and...

TIMMY
Well, that’s you.

CRIMSON CHIN
I’m... an imaginary gerbil?

TIMMY
(beat) Basically. (beat) Hey, are you okay?

CRIMSON CHIN
Oh, I’m fine... I... I’m just dealing with the fact
that I DON’T EXIST!

TIMMY
But...

CRIMSON CHIN
Whatever. Just put me back in my stupid,
made up book. I have to go be “fictional.”
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TIMMY
Okay. I wish you were back in the book with all
your powers.

Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and the Chin magically “swirls”
into the book.

CUT TO:

INT. - COMIC BOOK - A WORLD OF PANELS - SIMULTANEOUS

We are now in the brightly colored world of the Crimson Chin.


COUNTRY BOY and the BRONZE KNEE CAP stand over the Chin.
Country Boy holds a PIG GRENADE.

BRONZE KNEE CAP


I, the Bronze Knee Cap, with my Big Bronze
Knee cap, shall...

CRIMSON CHIN
Do you mind? I’m having a bit of a breakdown
here.

The Crimson Chin curls into a fetal position and sucks his thumb. The
pig Squeals.

COUNTRY BOY
Ya think the rains’ll hurt the rhubarb?

BRONZE KNEE CAP


Silence, Bumpkin!

CUT TO:

INT. - DIMMSDALE CONVENTION CENTER - SAME TIME

Timmy and the Godparents close the comic book nervously.

WANDA
Wow. He sure seems upset.

TIMMY
That’s okay. He’s a hero! Soon, everything will
be fine in the world of the Crimson Chin!

CUT TO:

TV MONITOR

ON A MALE AND A FEMALE NEWSCASTER

MALE NEWSCASTER
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Everything is not fine in the world of the
Crimson Chin! Right Sharon?

A CHYRON comes up with the Chin lying in fetal position.

FEMALE NEWSCASTER
Right, Bob. We’ve learned that the latest
Crimson Chin issue has everyone’s favorite
hero lying in a fetal position, crying for 32 full
pages! The book’s cancellation is imminent!

MALE NEWSCASTER
Which is not fine!!

PULL BACK TO REVEAL

Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda watch the newscast. Timmy spies a TRASH
CAN, piled high with discarded Crimson Chin COMICS.

TIMMY
Hey! Why are the new Crimson Chin books in
the trash?

As Timmy looks through the book, we see the Crimson Chin in different
panels, balled up in a fetal position.

TIMMY
Fetal position... fetal position... fetal position...
it’s true! This comic stinks now. And it’s all my
fault!

COSMO
Really? Cool! Usually it’s mine!

Wanda elbows him in the ribs.

COSMO
I mean, I’m sorry. Timmy, is there anything we
can do?

TIMMY
Maybe I could go talk to him? Every Chin
needs a shoulder to cry on, right? I wish I could
be in the Crimson Chin’s comic book!

The godparents wave their wands and Timmy magically swirls into the
comic book world.

CUT TO:

INT. - THE COMIC BOOK WORLD - SIMULTANEOUS


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Timmy appears in the world of the Crimson Chin, right in front of the
“DAILY BLABBITY.”

TIMMY
Cool! The Daily Blabbity!

Timmy steps into the next panel.

CUT TO:

INT. - HALLWAYS DAILY BLABBITY - LATER

Timmy walks through a hallway lined with doors and stops in front of
one that reads “Charles Hampton INdigo - Ace Reporter.”

TIMMY
And this is the office of Charles Hampton
Indigo, who is secretly the Crimson Chin!

CHARLES HAMPTON INDIGO (O.S.)


(Sobbing)

Timmy opens the door. Charles, his back to the door, sits behind a
DESK in a SWIVEL CHAIR, wearing civilian clothes. His Clark Kent
GLASSES rest on his Chin.

CHARLES HAMPTON INDIGO


What? Who is it?

The Chin spins around, knocking everything off the desk with his
gigantic chin.

CHARLES HAMPTON INDIGO


You! You’re the “real” boy who showed me I’m
a big fat (by .01%) lie!

TIMMY
Come on, Charles! You’re a hero! You gotta
snap out of this! You have to remember the
good times!

CHARLES HAMPTON INDIGO


Like when?

Timmy looks over. We see a FUZZY PANEL BORDER.

TIMMY
Like... Over there! It’s a flashback!

Timmy pulls the Chin over to the next comic book panel.

A SMALL-CHINNED CHARLES, sits at the DESK of a TALK SHOW SET,


talking to a RADIOACTIVE, HANDSOME ACTOR.
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TIMMY (O.S.)
Like in issue #1! When you were just a
struggling talk show host, bitten by a
radioactive, handsome actor!

The actor bites down on Charles’ chin.

CHARLES HAMPTON INDIGO


Ow!

Timmy and the Chin walk across the tops of the comic panels. They
peer into another panel and see Charles, hunched over in his
apartment, holding his head.

ON PANEL

CHARLES HAMPTON INDIGO


Feel funny... Chin tingling...

His chin explodes and elongates. His entire body becomes instantly
buff and covered in a red costume.

TIMMY
That handsome actor’s bite gave you amazing,
chintastic powers and an amazing, chintastic
costume! And you’ve been using them to fight
evil ever since! (BEAT) And look! Evil!

Timmy points to another panel. The Bronze Knee Cap prepares to


pounce in front of the First National BANK of Chincinatti.

BRONZE KNEE CAP


Ha! Now that the Crimson Chin is a wimp,
Chincinatti will be mine!

He plows his kneecap into the bank wall, crumbling it.

TIMMY
Are you gonna let him...

Timmy looks around, but the Chin is gone!!!

TIMMY
Hello?

Charles walks over the tops of action panels, away from Timmy.
Timmy catches up.

TIMMY
Wait! You’ve got to stop him!

CHARLES HAMPTON INDIGO


Leave me alone. I’m going to bed.
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TIMMY
But it’s 10 AM!

The Crimson Chin stops at a nighttime panel in his apartment. We see


a “Later that night” in the corner.

CHARLES HAMPTON INDIGO


Not in this panel.

He jumps into the panel, balls up and sucks his thumb.

ON TIMMY:

TIMMY
Man, he’s depressed. He needs somebody at
his side, to kick him into shape... What do they
call those things? Oh yeah, sidekicks!

Timmy runs into an alley, grabs his shirt and prepares to rip it open.

TIMMY
This looks like a job for...

Timmy rips his clothes off revealing just his UNDIES. Embarrassed, he
puts his pink hat in front of his privates.

TIMMY
Hey!

CUT TO:

EXT. - DIMMSDALE CONVENTION CENTER - A LITTLE LATER

Cosmo and Wanda float over to Crocker.

MR. CROCKER
Fairies are real! Real I--

Crocker spots them mid-speech.

MR. CROCKER
Hey! I know you two.

COSMO
No you don’t!

WANDA
We’re just a couple of normal, every day,
floating, big headed kids!

Crocker eyes them suspiciously.

COSMO
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But have I got a secret for you.
(whispering)
That kid over there is a REAL fairy.

MR. CROCKER
I knew it!

ANGLE ON A LARGE KID

The KID wears a sweater with an “f” on it. Crocker leaps into frame,
grabbing the back of her shirt.

MR. CROCKER
A Fairy! And I captured her! She’s mine!
Mine!

The kid in the fairy shirt pulls out PEPPER SPRAY and zaps Crocker.
Crocker’s fingers unfold and the kid drops to the ground safely as the
cops walk into frame.

MR. CROCKER
AAAA!!!

COP ONE
Hi. Remember us?

The Cop grabs Crocker and pulls him O.S.

ON COSMO AND WANDA

MR. CROCKER (O.S.)


No! They’re real! Listen to me!

WANDA
This is always my favorite part of the
convention.

COSMO
Remember last year? That other kid with the
pepper spray?

WANDA
Yeah. Those were good times.

They sigh. Suddenly, the comic book, under Cosmo’s arm, flaps
around “angrily.”

TIMMY (O.S.)
HEY!

Cosmo and Wanda look into the book to find Timmy buck naked and
covering himself.
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TIMMY
A little help please?

WANDA
You want us to come in there, sweetie?

TIMMY
No... But I could use a cool “side kick”
costume!

Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and POOF! With his back to the
camera, Timmy is in his undies with a big birthday CANDLE on his
head.

TIMMY
What the...

COSMO
You’re Birthday Boy! With amazing birthday
powers!

WANDA
And you’re in your birthday suit!

TIMMY
Great. Nothing strikes fear into the hearts of
criminals like a naked kid. I wish I had a cool
costume! Okay?

They raise their wands and POOF! Timmy gets a cool sidekick MASK,
CAPE and JUTTING LITTLE CHIN.

TIMMY AS CLEFT
Perfect! I’m off to fight crime as Cleft! THE
BOY CHIN WONDER!

A GRAPPLING HOOK fires out of his chin. It latches to a distant


BUILDING. He leaps off and swings out of frame.

TIMMY AS CLEFT
With my Utility Cleft, I can swing from building
to building!

Timmy swings to the next panel.

CUT TO:

SPATULA WOMAN flips a COP over and over with her glowing red power
SPATULA.

SPATULA WOMAN
I like my cops like I like my eggs! Runny!
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TIMMY AS CLEFT (O.S.)
And I like my cops not being flipped around on
a big spatula!
Timmy swings into frame, booting her off
panel.

TIMMY AS CLEFT
I gotta work on my heroic dialogue.

MAYOR (O.S.)
Help! Help!

A gigantic airplane PROPELLER pops out of Timmy’s cleft and he flies to


the next panel.

CUT TO:

EXT. -CHINCINATTI CITY HALL - DAY

Timmy soars above City Hall, which is surrounded by a POLICE CARS.


WE PUSH IN to see that the Bronze Knee Cap has the MAYOR tied up on
the steps.

TIMMY AS CLEFT (O.S.)


Oh no! The Bronze Knee Cap is holding the
mayor of Chincinatti hostage!

MAYOR
You fiend! The Crimson Chin will stop you like
he always does!

The Knee Cap points to his big bronze knee cap.

BRONZE KNEE CAP


Don’t make me use this!

EXT. -BEHIND CHINCINATTI CITY HALL - DAY

Timmy, as Cleft, lands behind City Hall.

TIMMY AS CLEFT
I’d better use the Chin signal!

His cleft acts as a gigantic projector. A Chin signal hits the clouds.

TIMMY AS CLEFT
When his youthful sidekick calls him, he’ll
definitely spring into action!

CUT TO:

INT. - CHARLES HAMPTON INDIGO’S APARTMENT - SAME TIME


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Charles, in his underwear, eats out of a BAG OF CHIPS. He sees the
Chin Signal in the sky, turns his head and knocks over everything in his
chin’s path.

CHARLES HAMPTON INDIGO


The Chin Signal! I know what I must do!

He instantly balls up into a fetal position and sucks his thumb.


Timmy’s head peeks in from the other panel.

TIMMY AS CLEFT
Hey, you’re supposed to spring into action!
Why aren’t you springing?

CHARLES HAMPTON INDIGO


Because this is all made up. What’s my
motivation?

We hear people Screaming O.S.

TIMMY AS CLEFT
THAT! Those are real fictional people in real
fictional danger!

The Chin begins to get a look of resolve.

CRIMSON CHIN
You may be right. No more doubts. No more
distractions!

We hear CHEESY SOAP OPERA MUSIC coming from the TV.

TELEVISION
We now return to... All My Parent’s Offsprings.

CRIMSON CHIN
My Soap!

He faces the TV and starts eating chips again.

TIMMY AS CLEFT
Fine! If you won’t stop the Bronze Knee Cap, I
will!

SMASH CUT TO:

EXT. -CHINCINATTI CITY HALL - DAY

Timmy is strapped to the knee of gigantic hairy, leg-shaped ROCKET.


The Bronze Knee Cap prepares to hit the launch CONTROLS.

TIMMY AS CLEFT
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Or not. (To Bronze Knee Cap) Couldn’t you
have shaved this thing?

The Bronze Knee Cap points to his knee.

BRONZE KNEE CAP


Don’t make me use this!

TIMMY AS CLEFT
This is your last chance to surrender!

The Kneecap hits a button with his knee and the Leg shaped rocket
takes off.

TIMMY AS CLEFT
I’m not afraid! The Crimson Chin is still a hero,
right? He’ll save me, right?

CUT TO:

INT. - CHARLES HAMPTON INDIGO’S APARTMENT - SAME TIME

The Chin, still in his undies, tries to pound KETCHUP out of the bottle
and onto a HOT DOG.

CHARLES HAMPTON INDIGO


Stupid Ketchup!

CUT TO:

EXT. -CHINCINATTI CITY HALL - DAY

Timmy’s still bound to the rocket.

TIMMY AS CLEFT
Well... uh... besides, I’m not in any real trouble,
right? If I were in any REAL danger, my
Godparents would get me out of here... right?

CUT TO:

INT. - DIMMSDALE CONVENTION CENTER - SAME TIME

ANGLE ON COSMO AND WANDA

Cosmo tries to pound KETCHUP out of the bottle and onto a HOT DOG
as Wanda slathers on the RELISH.

COSMO
Stupid Ketchup!

CUT TO:
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INT. - THE COMIC BOOK WORLD - SIMULTANEOUS

The leg shaped rocket hurtles toward the Daily Blabbity. A microphone
pops out of Timmy’s cleft.

TIMMY AS CLEFT
Chin, you gotta snap out of it! Those people
need you!

CUT TO:

INT. - CHARLES HAMPTON INDIGO’S APARTMENT - SAME TIME

The Chin, eating ICE CREAM out of the carton, listens to Timmy on a
CHIN-SHAPED SPEAKER.

TIMMY AS CLEFT (V.O.)


You’re their hero and mine! It doesn’t matter if
you’re made up, you’re real to me! Besides...
what would Eddie the imaginary, furry gerbil
say?

WIDEN TO REVEAL a ghostly image of the Chin’s childhood, imaginary


pal, EDDIE THE GERBIL, hovering over the speaker.

EDDIE THE FURRY GERBIL


You can do it, Charles! Believe in yourself, like
you used to believe in me!

A look of resolve comes over the Chin’s face. He looks into his empty
ice cream container.

CRIMSON CHIN
What the heck. I’m all out of Vanilla
Wimpberry, anyway.

CUT TO:

INT. - THE COMIC BOOK WORLD - SIMULTANEOUS

The leg rocket zooms closer and closer.

TIMMY AS CLEFT
Chin? Chin? OH MAN, THIS IS IT!

Heroic Music kicks in.

CRIMSON CHIN (O.S.)


By My Mother’s Mandible, I say NAY!

The Chin has a change of heart and takes off to save Timmy.

EXT. -CHINCINATTI CITY HALL - DAY


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The Crimson Chin dramatically flies towards Timmy on the leg rocket.

TIMMY AS CLEFT (O.S.)


It’s the Crimson Chin!

Just before the rocket hits the building, The Chin stops it cold.

TIMMY AS CLEFT
Whew! Just in time!

CRIMSON CHIN
That’s what heroes do, Cleft!

CUT TO:

EXT. - ROOFTOP OF THE DAILY BLABBITY.

CRIMSON CHIN
Sorry about that “almost letting you explode on
a big, hairy leg” thing.

TIMMY AS CLEFT
No sweat! After all, you saved me!

CRIMSON CHIN
Actually, Timmy, you saved me... from myself.
(beat) Wow, that was shmaltzy. Who did you
say writes my comic book?

TIMMY AS CLEFT
Some 40 year-old dude who lives with his
mom.

CRIMSON CHIN
Any money in it?

TIMMY AS CLEFT
“Lives with his mom.”

CRIMSON CHIN
Right! Lets go kick some bad guy bootie!

The Chin flies off screen. A little JET pops out of Timmy’s cleft and he
follows.

CUT TO:

EXT. -CHINCINATTI CITY HALL - DAY

The Bronze Knee Cap stands over the still-tied-up mayor as the
Crimson Chin lands.

BRONZE KNEE CAP


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Ha! Look! It’s the Crimson Crybaby!

CRIMSON CHIN
That Crimson Chin is SO last issue!

The Chin belts the Kneecap off screen with his Chin.

CUT TO:

EXT. - THE NEXT PANEL - SAME TIME

The Bronze Knee Cap lands. The Crimson Chin flies towards him.

CRIMSON CHIN
Surrender, evil one!

BRONZE KNEE CAP


But I don’t want to!

The Knee Cap plows his knee cap into the Chin, belting him towards
the Daily Blabbity.

CUT TO:

EXT.- NEXT PANEL / ENTRANCE TO DAILY BLABBITY - SAME TIME

The Chin hurtles towards the building. Timmy flies into frame.

TIMMY AS CLEFT
I got it! I got it!

A gigantic catchers MITT pops out of his Cleft, stopping the Chin from
crashing.

CRIMSON CHIN
Nice use of chin, Cleft!

TIMMY AS CLEFT
Thanks. (beat) Look out, Dude!!!!

CUT TO:

EXT. - THE NEXT PANEL - SAME TIME

The Bronze Knee Cap fires little RAMS-HEADS off of his Knee Cap.
Timmy and the Chin split off in different directions and nimbly dodge
them.

BRONZE KNEE CAP


I warned you not to make me use this! Now
I’m using it!
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The Chin lands in front of the Knee Cap and with his chin of steel, belts
the bad guy off panel. KA_CHIN!!!!

CUT TO:

EXT. - NEXT PANEL - SAME TIME

The Knee Cap lands right in front of Timmy.

BRONZE KNEE CAP


But... he was a blubbering child just minutes
ago! I... I don’t understand!

TIMMY AS CLEFT
He’s the good guy. His name’s on the cover
and that means he wins.

BRONZE KNEE CAP


“Cover?” Cover of what?

TIMMY AS CLEFT
A comic book.

BRONZE KNEE CAP


You mean I’m fictional?
(devastated)
MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING!!!

A gigantic BOXING GLOVE pops out of Timmy’s cleft, knocking the Knee
Cap O.S.

EXT. -CHINCINATTI CITY HALL - DAY

The Bronze Knee cap tumbles towards the Crimson Chin.

CRIMSON CHIN
You might have a Knee Cap of Bronze, Bronze
Knee Cap... but you’ve always had a jaw made
of glass!

NEXT PANEL: A BIG “BADA POW!” AND A PUNCH SFX.

NEXT PANEL: Cleft and the Chin stand on a beaten and crumpled
Bronze Knee Cap. A CROWD behind them Cheers.

TIMMY AS CLEFT
It’s been great working with you, Mr. Chin.

CRIMSON CHIN
The pleasure’s all mine, Timmy. I’m glad we’re
pals. Whether I’m real or not, you’re part of MY
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continuity now! After all, every chin needs a
cleft!

TIMMY AS CLEFT
Cool! What’s next?

CRIMSON CHIN
Uh... nothing. It’s the end of the book. See?

We pan over to reveal the “letters to the Editor” PAGE.

CRIMSON CHIN
That’s the “letters to the editor” page, where
geeky comic fans write about how cool I am.
Hey, look, it’s a letter from you!

TIMMY AS CLEFT
I gotta go.

CRIMSON CHIN
You spelled “Chin” wrong...

Timmy instantly zips off frame.

CUT TO:

INT. - DIMMSDALE CONVENTION CENTER - SAME TIME

A line of kids in costume and Jorgen Von Strangle, stand on stage. An


ANNOUNCER, in a bad super hero costume, holds a piece of PAPER.

ANNOUNCER
And the winner of the costume contest... AND
the very valuable Pretty Pony issues #2 and #3
is...

SUDDENLY, there’s an explosion! When the smoke clears, Timmy, still


as Cleft, stands atop Jorgen.

ANNOUNCER
Wow! What an amazing costume! Whoever
you are, you win!

The crowd goes wild. Chester, AJ, Cosmo and Wanda cheer for Timmy
as the announcer hands Timmy Pretty Pony, ISSUES #2 and #3.

JORGEN
NO!!! PRETTY PONY MUST BE MINE! LET ME
HAVE IT!

A big cartoon MALLET comes out of Timmy’s Cleft and pounds Jorgen in
the head.
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CHESTER AND AJ
(CHEER AND WHISTLE)

WANDA
He’s my hero!

Cosmo pulls out a massive, SUB SANDWICH.

COSMO
And this is mine!

Cosmo takes a big bite of the sandwich and on that, we...

IRIS OUT

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