MY HELL

Adrienne Nardone
FIRST CIRCLE: UNBAPTIZED NOBLES

Not baptized or raised in a Catholic household

Lived decent lives under good morals
Punishment: Pray and repent for eternity. In some cases, however, Angels can
come and save the worthy souls after repenting for a certain period of time.
Example: Jessica Simpson was raised Baptist, lives a good life under good
morals.
SECOND CIRCLE:
LACK OF HUMILITY

Boastful and greedy

Had an abundance of money and material goods
Never gave to the less fortunate
Punishment: No clothes, no food, no material possessions for eternity
Example: Donald Trump is said to be one of the least charitable billionaires.
THIRD CIRCLE: IMMODEST

Lazy, rude, and disrespectful to others

Did not stick up for others or their own beliefs
Punishment: Lay on the ground as demons with sharp claws kick dirt on and
walk on them
Example: Angela Martin was mean to her co-workers during the TV show The
Office.
FOURTH CIRCLE: UNGRATEFUL

Generally very wealthy and greedy

Never appreciative of anything
Never satisfied
Punishment: Spanish Donkey
Example: Beyoncé is extremely greedy, and one example of that is raising her meet-and-
greet price from $400 to over $1,500.
FIFTH CIRCLE:
FALSE CATHOLICS

People who were baptized/raised as Catholics

Did not attend Mass on days of obligation, go to Reconciliation
Were not members of the Church
Punishment: Treated as slaves or property. Given harsh orders, beaten, and
ridiculed.
Example: Ariana Grande was a baptized Catholic, but then left the Church.
SIXTH CIRCLE: ABUSIVES

Hurt people or animals verbally or physically

Punishment: Demons called Imperosnates would shape themselves to
look like the animal or person that soul hurt. However that soul hurt the
animal or person would be abused that way by the Impersonates for
eternity.
Example: Adrian Peterson abused his 4 year-old son.
CIRCLE SEVEN: THE DECEIVERS

Liars
Told small fibs or life-changing lies throughout their lives
Punishment: Lived in extremely poor conditions. Constantly given
false hope that they would receive food, shelter, etc.
Example: Michael Scott lied to Jim when he asked about a
recommendation for a promotion; a life-changing situation.
THREE RINGS OF CIRCLE EIGHT

The Three Rings of Circle Eight contain three categories of Thieves.

The first ring has those who committed Theft of Material Possessions.
The second ring has those who committed Theft of Money, and the
third ring has those who committed Theft of Lives.
FIRST RING OF CIRCLE EIGHT:
THEFT OF MATERIAL POSSESSIONS

Stole good and expensive products

Punishment: Limbs are constantly ripped off their bodies and stolen
by demons. They constantly grow back as they are taken.
Example: Britney Spears was caught shop-lifting multiple times.
SECOND RING OF CIRCLE EIGHT:
THEFT OF MONEY

Guilty of fraud
Punishment: Paralyzed for eternity while demons attack them.
Cannot defend themselves or run away.
Example: Abby Lee Miller was guilty of fraud and not paying her
taxes.
THIRD RING OF CIRCLE EIGHT:
THEFT OF LIVES

Murder
Suicide
Abortion
Punishment: Suffer through suffocation for eternity. Never die, but are
always on the verge of death.
Example: Robin Williams committed suicide.
TEN DITCHES OF CIRCLE NINE: EVIL NON-BELIEVERS

In Circle Nine, there are Ten Ditches. Each of these Ditches

contains a different group of sinners. These sins are directly hurtful
and against God.
DITCH ONE CIRCLE NINE:
HOMOSEXUAL ACTS

People of the same gender engaging in sexual acts

Punishment: Impersonates (from Circle Six) shape themselves to look
like extremely attractive people. These sinners are forced to look at
them and have strong sexual feelings towards them for eternity, but
cannot touch them or speak to them.
Example: Neil Patrick Harris is gay and married to David Burtka.
DITCH TWO OF CIRCLE NINE:
POLYGAMY

One man being married and having children with multiple women at the same
time
Punishment: Not one, but multiple demons will attack them with their sharp
claws for eternity. The number of demons depends on the number of people in
the relationship.
Example: The reality TV show Sister Wives is about the Browns family. One man is
married to four women at once.
DITCH THREE OF CIRCLE NINE:
ADULTERY

Having an affair with someone other than your husband, wife,

significant other, etc.
Punishment: Impotence
Example: Ashton Kutcher cheated on his wife, Demi Moore, which
lead to the end of their marriage.
DITCH FOUR OF CIRCLE NINE:
LUSTFUL

Showing very strong feelings of sexual desire

Possibly to get a person to do something
Seductive
Punishment: Eyes are gauged out of their heads by demons.
Example: Hugh Hefner
DITCH FIVE OF CIRCLE NINE:
RAPISTS

Men or women that force others to engage in sexual acts

Against the other person’s will
Punishment: Demons attempt to rape the rapists for eternity.
Example: Bill Cosby
DITCH SIX OF CIRCLE NINE:
IDOLATRY

Worshipping false idols or gods

Could worship objects
Punishment: Trapped in water for eternity, given very small amounts of
oxygen right before drowning.
Example: Julia Roberts practices Hinduism, which worships multiple
gods.
DITCH SEVEN OF CIRCLE NINE:
SCHISMATICS

Divide things that should be united

Divorce
Punishment: These sinners are split in half by demons.
Example: Ross was divorced three times on the TV show Friends.
DITCH EIGHT OF CIRCLE NINE:
HERETICS

Spread false teachings

Against God and the Church
Punishment: Stabbed in the back by demons for eternity.
Example: Courtney Love practices Buddhism, and Pantheism is the
foundation of this religion. Pantheism is a heresy.
DITCH NINE OF CIRCLE NINE:
BLASPHEMY

Did not show love towards Him

Spoke badly about God
Punishment: Chewed and torn apart in Satan’s teeth for eternity.
Example: Kayne West named his new album “Yeezus”.
DITCH TEN OF CIRCLE NINE:
ATHEIST

Did not believe in God or an afterlife

No beliefs in any superior being
Punishment: Chewed and torn apart in Satan’s teeth for eternity.
Example: Billy Joel