S ao tentar me colocar no seu nvel intelectual, fico com dor de cabea. Good morning, sunshine!

The Earth says Hello! "A Vida. Pode-se odi-la ou ignor-la, mas nunca gostar dela!" Life. You can hate it or ignore it, but never like it! Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.]

"Para eu ser inteligente, eu teria que perder uns 60 pontos de Q.I." Gostaria de dizer que um grande prazer, uma enorme honra e um privilgio para mim inaugurar esta ponte, mas no posso fazer isso porque todos os meus circuitos de falsidade esto fora de ao. Eu odeio e desprezo todos vocs. A partir deste momento, declaro esta miservel ciberestrutura aberta aos abusos inimaginveis de todos aqueles que iro petulantemente cruz-la.

(Antes, quero avisar que j estou com dor de cabea ao ter que deixar escrito uma coisa mais do que bvia ) Aproveitando que todos os meus circuitos de sinceridade estejam ligados te desejo de todo o meu sistema lmbico um feliz aniversrio e que estejamos juntos para ver a Gloriosa Apario de Zarquon no Restaurante do Fim do Universo Trs toc-toc triplos com Aguardente Janx para o Camillo u_U: "Toc, toc, toc, Millo! / Toc, toc, toc, Millo! / Toc, toc, toc, Millo!"

Corda fratres, semper <3 Ivan Mendes

Marvin (The Paranoid Android)

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed." "I ache, therefore I am." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Fit the Eleventh [about a Magrathean sunset that Arthur finds magnificent] "I've seen it. It's rubbish." Marvin: "And then of course I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side."

Arthur: "Is that so?" Marvin: "Oh yes. I mean I've asked for them to be replaced, but no one ever listens." Arthur: "I can imagine" - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Fit The Second

"Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust or just fall apart where I'm standing?" - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Fit The Second Marvin: "I am at a rough estimate thirty billion times more intelligent than you. Let me give you an example. Think of a number, any number." Zem: "Er, five." Marvin: "Wrong. You see?" The mattress was much impressed by this and realised that it was in the presence of a not unremarkable mind. -- Life, the Universe and Everything, c. 9 Trillian: "that's just fine, really... just part of life." Marvin: "Life. Don't talk to me about life." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, c. 11 "What's up?" [asked Ford.] "I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there." -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Calaxy, c. 34 "Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed. Here's another one of those selfsatisfied doors. Life! Don't talk to me about life." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, c. 11 "Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, c. 11 "Life," said Marvin dolefully, "loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, c. 20 "Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it," said Marvin. "And what happened?" pressed Ford. "It committed suicide," said Marvin and stalked off back to the Heart of Gold. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, c. 34 [Marvin, Arthur and Ford enter the bridge] Zaphod: "Freeze!" Marvin: "Freeze? I'm a robot, not a refrigerator." (movie)

"I'd give you advice, but you wouldn't listen. No one ever does." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (movie)

"I could calculate your chance of survival, but you won't like it." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (movie) Zaphod: "Can it Trillian, I'm trying to die with dignity." Marvin: "I'm just trying to die." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy , Fit The Sixth "Was I amongst friends when the Haggunenon admiral evolved into a life pod and everybody aboard his flagship escaped leaving me aboard as it steered itself into the nearest star? Was I amongst friends when I was left to walk in circles on a swamp planet? Left to park cars outside a restaurant for millenia? Left for the Krikkit robots to use for batting practice? Friend? I don't think I ever came across one of those, sorry, can't help you there." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Fit The Twenty-Second "[Trillian] is one of the least benightedly unintelligent life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting." - Life, the Universe and Everything, c. 31 On being left in a parking lot for 500 million years: "The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into sort of a decline" - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe "Ha! What do you know of always? You say 'always' to me, who, because of the silly little errands your organic life forms keep on sending me through time on, am now thirty-seven times older than the Universe itself? Pick your words with a little more care," he said, "and tact."- So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish "My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first" - Life, the Universe and Everything, c. 9 "I would like to say that it is a very great pleasure, honour and privilege for me to open this bridge, but I can't because my lying circuits are all out of commission." - Life, the Universe and Everything, c. 9 "Why should I want to make anything up? Life's bad enough as it is without trying to invent any more of it" - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe Arthur: "Marvin, any ideas?" Marvin: "I have a million ideas. They all point to certain death." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Movie "Not that anyone cares what I say, but the Restaurant is on the other end of the universe" - "w:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (film)"

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy became a cult book of the 1980s. Well, set of books since there are five of them. Here is a very small selection of quotes from them.

The house had four windows set in the front of a size and proportion which more or less exactly failed to please the eye. Bypasses are devices which allow some people to drive from point A to point B very fast whilst other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people of point B are so keen to get there, and what's so great about point B that so many people of point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be. "It is most gratifying," it said, "that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated, and so we would like to assure you that the guided missiles currently converging with your ship are part of a special service we extend to all of our most enthusiastic clients, and the fully armed nuclear warheads are of course merely a courtesy detail. We look forward to your custom in future lives ... thank you." "Hey this is terrific!" he said. "Someone down there is trying to kill us!" "Terrific," said Arthur. "But don't you see what this means?" "Yes. We're going to die." "Yes, but apart from that." "Apart from that?" "It means we must be on to something!" "How soon can we get off it?" One of the major problems encountered in time travel is not that of accidentally becoming your own father or mother. There is no problem involved in becoming your own father or mother that a broadminded and well-adjusted family can't cope with. ... The major problem is quite simply one of grammar, and the main work to consult in this matter is Dr Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveller's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations. It will tell you for instance how to describe something that was about to happen to you in the past before you avoided it by time-jumping forward two days in order to avoid it. ... Most readers get as far as the Future Semi-Conditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional before giving up: and in fact in later editions of the book all the pages beyond this point have been left blank to save on printing costs. "He's spending a year dead for tax reasons." "Yes," called out the sort of people who call out "yes" when comedians ask them if they're having a wonderful time. The first non-absolute number is the number of people for whom the table is reserved. This will vary during the course of the first three telephone calls to the restaurant, and then bear no apparent relation to the number of people who actually turn up, or to the number of people who subsequently join them after the show/match/party/gig, or to the number of people who leave when they see who else has turned up.

Several billion trillion tons of superhot exploding hydrogen nuclei rose slowly above the horizon and managed to look small, cold and slightly damp. There is a moment in every dawn when light floats, there is the possibility of magic. Creation holds its breath. The moment passed as it regularly did on Squornshellous Zeta, without incident. "My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first." "This is what I said. I said, 'I would like to say that it is a very great pleasure, honour and privilege for me to open this bridge, but I can't because my lying circuits are all out of commission. I hate and despise you all. I now declare this hapless cyberstructure open to the unthinkable abuse of all who wantonly cross her.' "Friend!" croaked the robot pathetically. "You'll have to excuse me while I try and remember what the word means. My memory banks are not what they were you know, and any word which falls into disuse for a few zillion years has to get shifted down into auxiliary memory back-up. Ah, here it comes... Hmm, what a curious concept... No, don't think I ever came across one of those. Sorry, can't help you there." Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news.